(A/N: Ok so first of all this may have gone out of proportions. I was not expecting Over 15k views between the five sights. So yes. Me freaked out. My previous one got like three hundred. I guess marvel fanfics are kind of great.
Anyway, I have finally got a timeline together and here is the final count:
The regular MCU plus a few additions.
The (2005) Fantastic four. I’m just going to handwave the human torch/captain America issue.
Venom. Of course, why the f*** not.
An altered X-men nut all the characters are the same actors.
Big hero six is kind of written in but it will have to alter the timeline later on. I want those stargates baby!
And finally, I’m throwing the Carmen Sandiego in there just for the fun of it.
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Anyway on with what I want to share with you.)
Ok, so while binging a whole load of films together I have come across a bunch of stuff that marvel would rather we did not ever watch again. Marvel was bad at films before the MCU. But here are a few that I think should still have a place in our hearts.
1. Nick Fury: Agent of Shield (1998) I have no idea how high they were when they went. “ya know what David Hasselhoff would make a good Nick Fury.
2. The Fantastic Four (1994) I do not know what they were going for with this but I have no clue what happens in the entire film. It is just tons of panning shots with bad even for the 90s effects and shall we say strong music.
3. Captain America (1990) No comment other than this quote from Captain America “I love you, Bernie.” Yeah, moving on.
4. Ultimate Avengers (2006) It is only on hear because they made Thor an eco-terrorist.
5. Hulk (2003) Fun to watch but the hulk should not be so CGI that I want to cuddle him.
6. Ghost Rider (2007) Really, Nicholas Cage. Oh, and too much cheesy dialogue and not enough BLOOD!
7. X-men: The Last Stand (2006) They were just lazy.
8. Strange (1978) And finally, It was made in the 70 what do you expect. Bunch of bigots.
See what I must go through for you folks.
Avon Out.