Most of the times, Chen Hua’s phone would be blowing up with messages from the person named Xiaoming. Whenever Chen Hua received a message from Xiaoming while using his phone, he would check whether or not if his phone was still on silent mode.
For the reason why Chen Hua did not bother to respond to the messages nor pick up the calls was not that he didn’t notice, but it was because he didn’t care!
For a single man like Chen Hua, he’d rather end his life there and then instead of having a male lover! I’ve yet to give my first time to a woman! Why would I give it to a man?
But today, while secretly looking at his favourite adult actress with earpieces on at full volume, this Xiaoming fellow dared to call and interrupt Chen Hua’s fun time! I’m going to give this brat a piece of my mind! He completely ruined my immersion and I was so into the plot of the video!
“Bingbing, you finally picked up!” A bright and desperate voice rang out from Chen Hua’s phone, nearly causing him to drop it. Ah, I forgot to lower the volume since I was watching porn.
“Uh, new phone, who’s this?” Chen Hua spat out in a monotone voice.
“Bingbing, it’s me don’t you remember the times we had together? Anyways, I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately...”
Chen Hua nearly spat out blood after hearing the person call him Bingbing. Because that was most definitely a nickname that two people especially intimate with one other use! Hearing someone use that to call him gave him a scare as goosebumps started to appear on his skin
“Oh, I haven't thought about you at all. Because I’m not your Bingbing, I’m Chen Hua, I think you have the wrong number.” Chen Hua coldly spat out with knitted eyebrows.
“No! Bingbing I know it’s you! I recognize your voi-” Before the man named Xiaoming could say any more, Chen Hua hung up the phone. Immediately, Xiaoming was trying to call him back. But Chen Hua had heard enough and tossed his phone aside.
At this moment, Cheng Yu had returned home from work and tautly said, “We’re going to the mall.”
“Oh? But the Korean drama I’m watching is airing soon.” Chen Hua clicked his tongue in response.
“We’re going to buy a new bed, but most importantly your clothes and undergarments.”
Each word from Cheng Yu's mouth stabbed straight into Chen Hua’s pride. He was the one who had soiled the bed after all, and it was now known to Cheng Yu that he didn’t wear women’s undergarments. Thus Chen Hua willingly let himself be wheeled around by Cheng Yu.
But not before he could give a command to the maids in the house. "Make sure you record my drama to watch later!"
...
“Ah, Mr.Lin! Going out with a girl I see?” Old Wang the security guard greeted Cheng Yu when they exited the elevator.
“Indeed, we’re going to buy a new bed.” Replied Cheng Yu with a slight nod.
“Ah, I see… Too small for your nightly activities hmm?” Old Wang then continued before Cheng Yu or Chen Hua could interject.
“Ohoho, back in the old days when I was younger, I did it with my wife everywhere! Youngsters these days are way too particular about privacy! Back then, when I first did it with my wife, she stained the bed with her blood and we raised the tainted bed high in the sky for the heavens to see the proof of her purity! Everyone in the neighbourhood would clap and laugh for us as well! It was such a joyous occasion! And then at night, we would...”
Cheng Yu face gradually darkened as he continued to listen to Old Wang reminiscing the past. While Chen Hua’s cheeks were flushed a scarlet red in embarrassment. Old Wang’s story was too spot on! Staining the bed with blood just to show everyone? Didn’t Chen Hua just stain the bed with his own blood? Wouldn’t that mean his purity got taken by Cheng Yu? What kind of twisted joke would that be?
A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.
Cheng Yu drily coughed to interrupt Old Wang’s story, “Mr.Wang, we have a lot of items to buy, so we’re going to go now.”
“Ah, of course! Sorry for holding you up Mr.Lin! Let me know if you have more couple problems, I’ll share with you my many years of experience! Hohoho!”
Cheng Yu quickly helped Chen Hua into a car to escape the conversation. An awkward silence remained between they drove to the nearest shopping mall, Xintiandi Style Shopping Centre.
After ordering a bed to be delivered to Cheng Yu’s penthouse, Cheng Yu wheeled Chen Hua into a regular departmental store.
“Oh, I actually expected you to bring me to a store that sold branded goods.” queried a curious Chen Hua. To someone like Cheng Yu, money would not be a problem thus they could easily afford luxury goods, perhaps even branded underwear with a micro pocket to fit a magnum condom!
“Don’t be ridiculous, of course, I’m going to bring you to a store that sells branded goods. I just needed to pick something up for a friend in advance.” After purchasing a roll of duct tape with RuiYang and Old Wang in his mind, Cheng Yu then brought Chen Hua to a luxury brand lingerie store.
Chen Hua:"..."
Standing outside a store indifferently, Cheng Yu gestured for a shop assistant to help Chen Hua choose a size and pattern. He clearly didn’t wish to enter the store... for it sold women's lingerie!
Lin Cheng Yu you traitor! If you don’t dare to enter a lingerie store as a handsome man, what makes you think a 45-year-old virgin like me dares to!
“Ma’am what size do you normally wear?” asked the shop assistant who gradually pushed Chen Hua deeper and deeper into the store.
“Ah? Oh, I don’t wear any, I really shouldn’t be here…” Chen Hua tried to leave, but the shop assistant blocked him as though her monthly bonus depended on it. Which, to be fair, it did.
“All the more reason you should buy some! Undergarments are the most important clothing a woman could possibly own! When selecting which undergarment you’re going to wear for the day, it symbolizes your mood and personality for the day!”
Hearing someone so enthusiastically talking about lingerie like a pervert, Chen Hua could only dumbly nod his head in agreement.
“Well then, let’s get those clothes off you to measure your cup size!” Clapping her hands together, the shop assistant pushed a reluctant Chen Hua into a handicapped changing room and started peeling Cheng Yu’s oversized clothes off him.
“Wait! Ah...Don’t...” Cheng Yu who was standing outside, stiffened when he heard Chen Hua’s sensual moans. It was really getting awkward for him to still be around, his eyes darted around the surroundings. Pretending as though he heard nothing while hoping that no one takes notice of him.
“Ma’am your chest size is a whopping 36C! No wonder it’s so large and full!” The shop assistant was finally done fondling Chen Hua’s chest with a measuring tape. Chen Hua panted from exhaustion, sorely glad that the ordeal was over.
Somehow when another person fondled his chest, the waves of pleasure completely overwhelmed him. Yet when he fondled his own chest in the bath, it was extremely awkward and pitiful. Chen Hua could almost see a lily petal falling in the distance, as though he had lost something valuable as a woman.
“Well then Ma’am, what colour does your husband outside like?” In a hushed tone, the shop assistant gently whispered into Chen Hua’s ear.
To which Chen Hua quickly retorted “How should I know?” He’s not my husband or boyfriend! He could like girly colours like pink and I wouldn’t care!
“Ah, I understand... Here try these on first, I’ll go get more for you to try on.” Clearly not understanding anything at all, the shop assistant passed several sets of lingerie with different colours to Chen Hua before going to Cheng Yu.
“Apparently the Ma’am inside has a bit of a problem, it would be best if you could offer your assistance.” The shop assistant urged the rigid Cheng Yu to step inside and help Chen Hua. It was best for the man to choose a women’s lingerie colour after all! In case the women wore an unappealing colour for nightly activities, the store didn’t offer a refund!
“Aiya!”
At this moment, a cry of pain rang out from the dressing room, causing Cheng Yu to rush inside without hesitation. “Are you okay?”
“Hmm? Oh, Cheng Yu. I just strained myself a bit while trying to secure his bra hook. What’s wrong? You’re so stiff.” Chen Hua curiously stared at Cheng Yu until he finally realized the situation he was in.
Chen Hua was currently a woman with real breasts and vagina intact! In addition, Cheng Yu currently had a full view of Chen Hua’s glorious peaks!
But Chen Hua was a seasoned veteran of porn surfing. He was already accustomed to the sights of bouncing melons, one might say he had even grown immune to them! Thus he didn’t mind that Cheng Yu saw his chest. But Cheng Yu still remained frozen behind him, Chen Hua couldn't help but chuckle at his innocence.
With a loud cough to grab Cheng Yu’s attention, Chen Hua mimicked an old man’s voice and pretended to chant a mantra. “Voluptuous valleys and perky tits. Tell me young man, what do you see?”
“...” Cheng Yu returned to his senses and quickly and left the dressing room with his ears red with embarrassment, allowing for Chen Hua to put his clothes back on in peace.