Initially, Chen Hua was sleeping comfortably. Having cried a river of tears, his heart finally calmed down.

Why couldn’t he control his own emotions? As a man, no matter how much he wanted to cry when he was rejected by a girl, he had always managed to hold it in until he could reach home and cry himself to sleep.

Yet somehow, the tears kept flowing uncontrollably. Was he bipolar? Definitely not, for he was perfectly fine until his body didn’t feel comfortable. Was he clinically insane? Possibly. Not being able to get himself off when he might have caused a change in him. For back when he was a man, Chen Hua had hit aeroplanes every day!

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Chen Hua’s tummy had been hurting since the start of the day and he was eventually roused awake by the discomfort it caused.

Unfortunately, Chen Hua realized that he woke up in Cheng Yu’s loving embrace. Or rather, Cheng Yu was the one in Chen Hua’s loving embrace! For Chen Hua’s arms were tightly wrapped around Cheng Yu’s body as though was Chen Hua was hugging him like a bolster!

With his head touching Cheng Yu’s chest, Chen Hua could almost feel the contours of Cheng Yu’s abs! This made Chen Hua maddeningly jealous. Having drowned himself in the loving embrace of liquor in the past, he had obtained a beer belly when he was a man.

Well! This much is still nothing! For back in Chen Hua’s younger days, he had enlisted in the army so that they would pay for his further education. Compared to his current situation, back then, they all slept like sardines in a can! Thus, this much was bearable.

At this point, the discomfort around Chen Hua’s lower body was too much for him to bear. In the same way that men would adjust their underwear so that their little birdies wouldn’t be crushed, Chen Hua adjusted his pyjamas. Eh? It’s wet.

Turning on the bedside lamp, the half-awake Chen Hua suffered a great fright.

The bed and sheets he slept on were tainted with blood! Even the hand that had adjusted his clothing was covered with blood!

Chen Hua’s mouth simply gaped open with shock, he had no clue where the blood had come from! Why was there so much? Was he bleeding to death? I don’t want to die!

Powerless to stop the crimson flow, Chen Hua screamed at the top of his lungs, stirring Cheng Yu awake from his deep slumber.

...

“What’s wrong?” Cheng Yu jolted awake upon hearing Chen Hua’s shrill scream.

“I’m going to bleed to death! There’s so much blood!” Gesturing to the bloody mess, Chen Hua cried out in panic.

Cheng Yu was fear-stricken by the bloody sight before his eyes and his eyes widened with shock. “Hold on! I’ll search up your symptoms online!”

“What do you want me to hold on to? It’s not stopping!”

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Cheng Yu quickly used his phone to search up his symptoms. Then with a rigid expression on his face, he turned to Chen Hua. “Do you suffer from haemorrhoids?”

“What?” Chen Hua was in disbelief from Cheng Yu’s question. If I have haemorrhoids, the only possible reason is you bending me over and f*cking me from behind! Just like right now! I’m getting f*cked by your stupid question!

“Hold on, that can’t be right… now WebMD says have every disease, internal bleeding and will die at any second.” Cheng Yu furrowed his brow and went back to searching for the cause on his phone.

Cheng Yu was suddenly frozen in place with a look of realization washing across his face. Everything fell into place, her sudden outbursts, mood swings, too bloated to eat breakfast... could it possibly be? With a stiff voice, he asked Chen Hua, “When is your time of the month?”

“Time of the month? I don’t know!” Chen Hua had yet to recover from the shock, and the sight of blood was starting to make him nauseous. Disregarding the brightly coloured blood on his hands, Chen Hua reached out and grabbed Cheng Yu, purposely wiping it all over his shirt. “What should I do?”

But how would Cheng Yu know what to do? He’s never had a monthly friend drop by before! Instead, he wanted to quickly swat Chen Hua’s bloodied hands off himself!

But when he looked at the wide-eyed, horror-stricken girl before him, he saw the plea for help within her eyes. With such a pitiful expression on her face, Cheng Yu couldn’t bear to leave her in distress. Otherwise the guilt would eat away at him from the inside!

Gritting his teeth to enduring the growing discomfort of having period blood on his shirt, Cheng Yu asked Chen Hua, “Do you have any tampons, pads or menstrual supplies?”

“Ah? What are those?” Having been a man himself, Chen Hua himself did not know what women used on their period! Thus how could he possibly even have said supplies?

As far as Chen Hua knew, those were said to be legendary treasures that were known to prevent a bloody monster from wreaking havoc on the world around them! They were ancient artefacts wielding great power, just like Excalibur!

Cheng Yu desperately called out for a maid in hopes of having someone ‘experienced’ in this field of knowledge. Unfortunately, it was already late at night. Thus the maids had already gone home.

Cheng Yu was the only one who could help Chen Hua right now.

Cheng Yu sucked in a deep breath to calm his trembling heart before squeezing out a command. “Wait here, don’t you dare move or get any of it on the other furniture!” Cheng Yu quickly got changed before leaving the house to buy what Chen Hua needed.

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Fortunately, the two of them lived close to shopping malls and Cheng Yu was able to quickly obtain them.

Storming back home with a dark expression from his demanding mission, Cheng Yu laid the wide array of goods before Chen Hua. “Here, I bought a type of each.”

But before Cheng Yu could quickly return to the living room to rest, Chen Hua cried out. “How can I use menstrual pads without underwear?”

“You mean you haven’t been wearing underwear?” Cheng Yu wanted to bang his head against the wall the more he learnt about Chen Hua. How was she still alive if she didn't even wear underwear? 

“All I have are these Hello Kitty pyjamas and now they’re ruined!”

Digging about his wardrobe, he tossed his own briefs, shirt and shorts in Chen Hua’s direction before speaking with gritted teeth, “Wear mine.”

Cheng Yu quickly vanished from the scene of the crime. He wanted to physically and metaphorically wash his hands off the matter.

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It took a while for Chen Hua to learn which pad to use, initially the one’s he used still leaked. To Chen Hua, learning the ways of women, was equivalent to learning rocket science. Why do menstrual pads have wings? Is it so they can fly away?

It took a tremendous amount of research and trial and error to learn what type of menstrual pad was suitable for himself. Even then, he was still mortified that he had to change them every few hours. A woman’s life is truly difficult!

With the bloody spring’s horrendous torrent plugged, Chen Hua went to the living room to sleep on the sofa, stealing Cheng Yu’s sleeping spot with a sheepish smile. “Ehe, you can have your bed back now. I’ll take the single bed when it arrives.”