Over the internet, there are plenty of laments from people of all ages especially single males!

Why is a certain girl in school popular? Because she’s got a good face and a great chest!

Why do female employees get promotions while the ugly men are left balding? Because their skirts are short and they have an explosive bust!

Why are there more female pornstars than male pornstars? That’s because a woman’s life is easy. Haven’t you heard? Sex sells!

Why is it that when you confess to a girl and get rejected, your family and friends only know how to console you by saying ‘It’s what's inside that’s important’? It’s because that is a lie! The exterior is what matters!

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The first three lines were what Chen Hua was reminded of when he pondered the inequalities of life. The last one was from his own personal experience. He cried himself to sleep that night. It was a good one.

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Why God why? If only I had been born a woman with a lovely bust and shapely behind, would my life be as torturous as it is now?

Taking a massive swig of liquor, Chen Hua planted a kiss on the cold glassy exterior. He then started sensually whispering into the decorative grooves of the bottle. "My lovely sake, you're the only one that listens to me while other women run away from me." 

Another round of promotions, another night of drinking. Such was the cycle that the worthless drunk was used to. His hard-headed supervisor would not entertain his requests for a raise. But this lovely bottle of sake in his hand would stay by his side and listen to his complaints as he rambled on through the night.

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The night was no longer young and the bartender kicked Chen Hua’s drunken ass outside. It was time to go home.

Confident in his alcohol tolerance, he drove home intoxicated as he had many times before. But today was woefully unfortunate for him, drifting off to sleep at the wheel, he met with a car accident and died. Unfortunately, no one else was hurt. Chen Hua was single and lonely even in death.

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Sitting in a room of pure white, Chen Hua tightened his tie as he eagerly awaited for his interview. But what was the interview for?

“Soul of Chen Hua, please step forward and introduce yourself.” said a voice.

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Bursting into the room, he saw a bespectacled man sitting on a large leather chair behind a desk cluttered with stacks upon stacks of papers.  It was one of those big leather chairs that the fat monopolizing bosses would sit on and swivel around in. Chen Hua instantly marked the bespectacled man as a big shot.

Giving a courteous bow, Chen Hua started to introduce himself: “Why yes hello, I am Chen Hua, aged 45 single and a virgin! If there’s something I’d like you to know, its that I masturbate every day!”

Wait what the f*ck did I just say?

Gesturing for Chen Hua to take a seat, the bespectacled man spoke, “Yes, I already know all of that. Both of your parents, dead while you slogged your life away while you were at your prime.”

Chen Hua could only dumbly seat in front of the man as his mind went blank. Having already messed up his introduction this brother in front of him was pretending like he hadn’t heard anything!

What a good bro! Willing to cover up for another man!

Giving a quick glance to Chen Hua, the bespectacled man suddenly jabbed at Chen Hua’s pride, completely betraying his trust! “Confessed to a girl in university because you thought she liked you when she was only being nice you.”

It’s only natural, right? I thought she treated me especially well which meant she liked me! But before Chen Hua could voice out his objection, the bespectacled man continued with another vicious jab at Chen Hua’s pride.

“Closest moment of intimacy with a person of opposite gender was during kindergarten. Where the teacher forced you to hold hands with the person next to you.”

The man’s words had caused Chen Hua to nearly spit out blood. Just f*cking kill me! I don’t even know how a woman’s touch or smell is like!

But then, he remembered he had already died. So he couldn’t possibly die again. Right?

But if he was dead, who was the man in front of him? Wearing a perplexed expression on his face, he curiously inspected the bespectacled man. But on closer inspection, the bespectacled man was himself! Beads of cold sweat started forming on Chen Hua's head as he panicked and screeched, “Who the f*ck are you?”

Pushing his spectacles up, the other Chen Hua tut-tutted at Chen Hua’s realization. “Doesn’t matter, what matters is that I’ve heard your laments and read your complaints as you've used my name in vain! So right now, I’ll grant your wish!”

What on earth is this f*cking nut job talking about? But before Chen Hua could make heads or tails of the situation, he was kicked and sent flying across the room.

"Stay back! I'm warning you!" Chen Hua spat out empty threats as the man casually walked towards him with great strides.

But with a single gesture of the mysterious man's finger, Chen Hua could immediately feel a strong gravitational force crushing him against the cold hard floor. He could barely lift a finger to defend himself.

To Chen Hua's surprise, instead of pummeling him, the mysterious man made several questionable actions.

Firstly, he rubbed both of his hands together. Then he raised both of his hands up and placed them on Chen Hua's chest.

But what followed was an overwhelming sense of pain. Chen Hua contorted in unbearable agony. It was as if every pore on his body had been pierced with needles as an electric current ran through his body.

If I die like this, would this be considered as suicide? Chen Hua jokingly thought to himself as he writhed in pain. 

Just as he was about to pass out from the pain, the last words he heard were, "Doctor the patient's heart rate has recovered."

And his consciousness fell into a spiralling abyss.