[–] ▶ Anonymous 06/14/26 (Tue) 23:48:16 No.4785243217 [Reply] [Watch Thread] [Show All Posts]

Shit! I fucked up /k/ let me start from the beginning.

>Be me

>Order pizza because why not

>I see at my door there is a kobold girl that delivered it on the camera.

>Opened the door and pay her.

>She gives me a odd look

>WTF.jpg

>Umm… No and you can keep the change.

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>Closed the door and didn't think about it.

This is where I fucked up. I bought a dragon scale from the one shop you guys told me about. I don't know if the other monster girls can smell it or what, but It does work and I keep it on me like a totem. Anyway what's done is done.

>Be next day at night

>Be Shitposting

>Proximity camera goes off at the door

>See a dragon and a clan of kobolds

>Thay pull out some equipment and start working on the door

>Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

>I can hear it forum my bed room

>Trying to keep a cool head

>Garb my bug out bag

>Pop a smoke grenade in the living room

>I hear the door slam opened and alot of swearing

<*coff* can't see *coff* anything *coff* *coff*

>Jump out a side window and run to the river

>Swim down it for about 100 meters

>Got out and walked to my hurting cabin in the woods

I need to know what I should do next /k/. I didn't plan for a dragon. hell hounds, oni and other demon like girls ya I know how deal with them. But a Dragon and a Kobold Army, No clue. I don't want to lose my shot at being a wizard.

Plz help