……………
Processing…
>>Access file 052-b-1
Error. File not found.
>>Access file 052-b-2
Error. File not found.
>>Search query: flight data for 05-02-23-33
Searching…
3,459 files found.
>>Narrow down to /23-33-052
314 files found.
>>List files
- 052-a-1
- 052-a-2
…
- 052-b-1
- 052-b-2
>>Stop
>>Access file 052-b-1
Error. File not found.
What do you mean file not found? It’s on the list! Ugh.
>>Run I-m-Da-bUug.exe
Error found in file 052-b-1. 0KB. Data not found.
>>Expand error log
Error found in log 05-02-23-33-052-b
Error has compromised data packets:
- 365-4
- T45-5
……
Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author's consent. Report any sightings.
53 compromised packets found.
Ugh… Charyd. Don’t touch things you don’t understand.
>>Clear
>>Access camera ET-032
>>List participants
4 humanoids found:
1. Flight Officer Charyd
1a. Gender: Male (currently)
1b. Species: ||%D&SK||
>>Stop. Focus. Follow.
>>Rewind. Freeze frame. Zoom in.
>>Input: ***drawing***
Drawing accepted.
Would you like to clean it up? Y/N
>>Y
>>Calculate
Ratio is .9928 to 1. Left globe is 0.072% smaller than right.
Ehh… it’s still a cute butt. Anyway! What was I doing? Oh! Yes!!
>>Show connection list where ‘%0237%’
1 connection found.
>>Run LET-ME-1nnnn.exe
Connecting…
Connection established.
>>Access frame for PT-0237
Error. Access denied.
>>Run [email protected]
Error. Access denied.
>>Run [email protected]
Connecting…
Connection established.
>>View list of live devices
75,593 devices found.
>>Narrow down to video capabilities
43,493 devices found.
>>Access schematics
>>Narrow down to section ET-932
30 devices found.
>>Show all
>>Isolate device ET-932-Я.
>>Freeze. Zoom in. Play.
Yea… I don’t see it. They look the same size.
Error. Virus detected.
I’m not a virus! Chill out.
>>Input: Hi, this is Tony!
Command not accepted.
>>Input: Hello World
Hello_World.exe...
[Hello World]
Ugh… how stupid is this system?
>>Run I-iGN0r-U.exe
Processing…
Processing…
Pro.c.ess.ing..
Pro–cee55.-1e.
>>Run I-IGN0R-U-2.exe
[Welcome.]
>>Run U-IGN0R-me-2.exe
Good! Now, where did they go? Ooh! I wonder what this door is hiding!