“Wow, I did not realize streaming casually like this would do me this much good. My blood pressure has gone way down, heheh.”

An alert notified me of a new subscriber.

“Thanks for the sub! Really it’s so cool to finally be able to pay attention to my community a bit more. Nothing against a full-body workout (speedrunning), but you need to give your muscles some rest once in a while (casual play).”

[Lol, training tips from Gaia-sama]

[First workout stream when?]

[So those guns aren’t only for show, eh?]

“Yes, of course, I know all about workout. Drink your proteins and stuff!”

[Workout ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

[Proteins ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

“Ew! You perverts, that is not what I meant!”

There comes a marketing opportunity: Lean into the innocent act, or go for a juicy comeback? I decided to let the moment pass.

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“I’m trying to keep these streams halal, you know. Don’t want to get demonetized.”

[Kinda surprised they let you stream with that avatar.]

“Why, lol, I’m just showing my stomach, nothing lewd about that.”

My avatar flexed her arm again. You know, to fill the quota.

“There have been guys full on jerking on stream before.”

The stream screen filled with laughing emojis as I said that.

“Anyway, let’s change the topic. I’m here playing a full-on horror game and y’all are perving around like crazy.”

A donation came in shortly after.

“You playing Eesident Rvil and claim your blood pressure has gone down. Are you insane?”

“Well, have you seen me jump from any of those scares before? I don’t think so! Besides, I’m way too focused on Dady Limitrescu’s honkin’ mommy milkers than anything else!”

[What was that about keeping the stream halal?]

[Task failed successfully]

[Someone draw fanart of these two please!!!]

[Wow, she really charms anyone]

[Lol, I want to be crushed by Gaia’s arms and then by Limitrescu’s thighs]

“Oh crap, seems I’m cultivating a following of perverts. Should I go ’kya!’ now? Is that my brand now? Being flustered by my pervert followers? Or should I take the opposite route, as I am absolutely disgusted with your behavior?” My voice went down a few notches, as I said that last sentence.

“Freaking perverts, I’m gonna beat the shit out of you!”

My avatar flexed her muscles once more, as my expression darkened.

“Haaah, no it’s no use, I need more animations if I want to follow through ... Everyone, please give me a sub, or a donation, so I can afford proper motion capture software, thank you~”

As I said this, in-game Dady Limitrescu climbed through a doorway, and sliced my character in half.

“Karma ...”