"What is your favorite food?" Sally asked the dark room.

"I believe you call them moose. Preferably a full-grown male." Und replied in his usual deep voice.

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"Why a full-grown male?"

"It puts up a good fight."

"Is it good?"

"Very. What's your favorite food?"

"Pizza, but it doesn't fight back," Sally giggled.

"Is it good?"

Sally laughed, "Yes!"

"Goodnight, Sally"

"Goodnight, Und"