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[Commission of Aizie-chan]
The Night Before Katsumi Changes Christmas Forever
*KATSUMI seizes JAMIE and tugs her over to the living room, which is decorated for Christmas.*
JAMIE - “Ow! Quit it!..."
*KATSUMI places a piece of paper with a drawing and a poem in JAMIE’s hands. The drawing is of a blushing, blond-haired girl in a red Santa dress inserted into a snowing cityscape.”
*JAMIE blinks and eyeballs the image*
JAMIE – “What the heck is this?”
*KATSUMI rolls her eyes*
KATSUMI –“What you’ll be reading, of course!”
*JAMIE pokes the paper with a finger*
JAMIE – “And who is the blond on the top?”
*KATSUMI glares*
KATSUMI – “It’s supposed to be you!”
*JAMIE eyes the image again.*
JAMIE – “It’s a poor forgery…”
KATSUMI – “I used Photoshop on an image I had because I didn’t like my drawing.”
*JAMIE eyes Katsumi*
JAMIE – “You mean you swiped an image and tried to pass it off as me…”
*KATSUMI clenches her fists*
Katsumi – “I BORROWED IT!”
*JAMIE traces the image with his finger*
JAMIE – “Well…I’d never blush and smile like that. Plus, my hair is short now and…”
*KATSUMI throws up her hands*
KATSUMI – “FINE! Just read the poem!”
JAMIE – “Why?”
*KATSUMI thinks a bit*
KATSUMI – “Because…you’ll get immunity from me till next year.”
*JAMIE’s eyes widen. Then, he thinks about it and narrows them again.*
JAMIE – “Oh joy, seven days. How generous…”
*KATSUMI stomps the floor*
KATSUMI – “Just read it!”
*JAMIE sighs but looks to the paper*
JAMIE – “Ahem…
> Twas the night before Christmas and all through Mecchen House;
> Only Katsumi was stirring…cause she’s such a louse.”
KATSUMI – “My lyrics! Not yours!”
*JAMIE sticks out a bit of tongue in KATSUMI’s direction.*
JAMIE –
> “ …Only Katsumi was stirring, clutching tight to a blouse.
> Silk stockings were set with a gown she chose;
> In the hopes that she might dress up a boy in these clothes.
> The others were sleeping and quite unaware;
> At what she was cooking up…in her lair.”
KATSUMI – “To prepare!”
JAMIE – “I like my version better…
> Mami in her nightgown and Miss Ishida in her bed;
> If Kimi misreads this again then she’s most certainly dead…”
*JAMIE glances over to KATSUMI*
*KATSUMI nods to herself*
KATSUMI– “Wise words…”
JAMIE –
> “None heard the great crashes outside and the notes of distress;
> For Katsumi, she heard only sounds of success.
> She flew to the door, slipped her shoes on, and gave them a tap;
> Anxious as ever to check on her trap
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…I can think of another word that rhymes with ‘trap’…”
KATSUMI glares harshly.
JAMIE –
> “Bowing a tree and in much disarray;
> Was the unmistakable shape of Santa’s red sleigh.
> All eight strapped-in reindeer were notably stressed;
> One false move and they’d be like Katsumi’s chest.”
KATSUMI – “Leaving a mess!”
*JAMIE smirks*
JAMIE – “I just censored your version for the sake of children…
> The pudgy old driver clambered down to a bough;
> And slid to the white ground with an ‘ow!’.
> Katsumi folded her arms with pride in her work,
> Followed by the shine of a great, scheming smirk.
> Santa cowered and asked for the reason,
> That she would stick such a wrench in the holiday season.
> Katsumi laughed without any remorse,
> And told him, “For girl-making, of course.”
> She laid out her plans as he looked on in fear,
> And down tumbled eight dazed reindeer and gear.
You’re even more twisted than I expected.”
*KATSUMI waves her hands*
KATSUMI – “You’re getting to the good part!”
JAMIE – “I’ll be sure to brace myself psychologically…
> Before Santa could act, she’d seized hold of his cap;
> Which was, after all, the goal of this trap.
> As soon as she wore the cap on her head,
> His twinkling eyes were both filled with dread.
> He feared for the world, he feared for all men,
> Because Katsumi had all of his powers then.
> She spoke no word but a cackle of glee;
> And made her first change, of Santa…to ‘she’.
Shock…of shocks.”
KATSUMI – “Read it!”
JAMIE –
> “Her clothes were soft satin of the girliest kind,
> Her form was much smaller and with the cutest behind.
> Her cheeks were still red but due to a blush,
> Her hair, while still white, was a great deal more lush.
> She fussed and she stammered with an adorable shiver,
> But Santa-chan pointed out she still had toys to deliver.
> Katsumi nodded and assured Christmas cheer,
> As she ominously told Santa, ‘I’ll take over from here.’ “
KATSUMI – “I never wrote ‘ominously’!!!”
JAMIE – “It’s assumed…
> She waved her hands at the sleigh team’s anxious faces;
> and there were soon cute girls in all of their places.
> She fixed all the presents and righted the sleigh;
> Then told her, “I’ll finish your job and then we can…play.”
> While Santa-chan gulped, Katsumi leapt to the sleigh;
> And with just a quick glare, the girls flew away.
> But before she was gone, in full Christmas splendor;
> Katsumi pointed out, “After tonight, all will be of one gender!”
> “Good little boys and the bad ones too;
> Will no longer be boys but Sallys and Sue!”
> “So Merry Christmas to all and so all may know;
> The male gender is about to go!”
…and, thankfully, it ends there."
*Katsumi nods*
KATSUMI – “I decided that was enough.”
JAMIE – “I thank you with all my heart…”
*KATSUMI stomps*
KATSUMI – “I’m not a bad writer!”
JAMIE – “Stick to drawing…”
KATSUMI – “You’re getting stockings, a gown, and a more-girlish attitude this Christmas!!!”
*KATSUMI stalks off*
JAMIE – “So much for immunity…I’d rather have coal.”