Synopsis
A progression Litrpg with no NTR or smut! I wrote this because I'm sick of seemingly good stories being bogged down by them!
Chuck Bachman ends up in a world that runs on porn logic in the shoes of a System-wielding protagonist, but he defies expectations and tries his best to live a decent life. In his quest, he uncovers the dark underbelly beneath this supposed “free love utopia” where he finds workarounds to wield the sex-based System against wealthy elites, the mob, and his own inner demons.
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Table of Contents
- 1Chapter 1: Waking up in Heck2024-11-13
- 2Chapter 2: A perfectly calm and normal commute2024-11-13
- 3Chapter 3: Road Rage2024-11-13
- 4Chapter 4: The most rational course of action for a transmigrated protagonist2024-11-13
- 5Chapter 5: American History XXX2024-11-13
- 6Chapter 6: And it will COME! In a flood of pain!2024-11-13
- 7Chapter 7: If plumbers don’t do their jobs, who actually fixes the pipes?2024-11-13
- 8Chapter 8: Hell is Working Retail2024-11-13
- 9Chapter 9: Employee of the Month2024-11-13
- 10Chapter 10: Two Second’s Notice2024-11-13
- 11Chapter 11: Collecting Unemployment2024-11-13
- 12Chapter 12: A Platonically Romantic Evening2024-11-13
- 13Chapter 13: Everything’s got a drive-thru these days!2024-11-13
- 14Chapter 14: The Interview (gone wrong) (gone sexual)2024-11-13
- 15Chapter 15: One Job, Two Job, Shit Job, Lewd Job2024-11-13
- 16Chapter 16: Deal or “Stick your deal where the sun don’t shine!”2024-11-13
- 17Chapter 17: First Day on the Job2024-11-13
- 18Chapter 18: “I’m stuck, step br-” “Don’t worry, I brought WD-40”2024-11-13
- 19Chapter 19: Defending my new Home2024-11-13
- 20Chapter 20: An Offer I Can’t Refuse2024-11-13
- 21Chapter 21: Hitting the Strip2024-11-13
- 22Chapter 22: Employer Interference2024-11-13
- 23Chapter 23: Into the Bear’s Den2024-11-13
- 24Chapter 24: Jailbreak2024-11-13
- 25Chapter 25: Third Time’s the Charm2024-11-13
- 26Chapter 26: A Perfectly Normal Interview (no, really)2024-11-13
- 27Chapter 27: I just wanted to cash in my paycheck!2024-11-13
- 28Chapter 28: Down with the (horny) bourgeoisie!2024-11-13
- 29Chapter 29: Finding life’s true meaning in the p*rn cinematic universe2024-11-13
- 30Chapter 30: Using a System isn’t cheating if that’s what the job is for2024-11-13
- 31Chapter 31: Detective Chuck2024-11-13
- 32Chapter 32: Who needs sex when you’ve got Garlic Bread?2024-11-13
- 33Chapter 33: Sneaking and Entering2024-11-13
- 34Chapter 34: How NOT to Commit Tax Fraud2024-11-13
- 35Chapter 35: Tax Fraud Aftermath2024-11-13
- 36Chapter 36: Ultarian Festival Week2024-11-13
- 37Chapter 37: Ultarian’s Witness2024-11-13
- 38Chapter 38: Tournament Preparations2024-11-13
- 39Chapter 39: Tournament Arc!!! …But I’m just the security2024-11-13
- 40Chapter 40: Employee Conflict Mediation2024-11-13
- 41Chapter 41: How does this stupid System work?!2024-11-13
- 42Chapter 42: Letting Off Steam2024-11-13
- 43Chapter 43: Going Clubbing2024-11-13
- 44Chapter 44: Stat Dump2024-11-13
- 45Chapter 45: Tournament Day 22024-11-13
- 46Chapter 46: I ain’t gotta explain sh*t!2024-11-13
- 47Chapter 47: See me in my Office2024-11-13
- 48Chapter 48: Seeking Answers in Faith2024-11-13
- 49Chapter 49: How to Kill an Angel2024-11-13
- 50Chapter 50: Tournament Day 32024-11-13
- 51Chapter 51: Emergency Meeting; Someone’s Hella Sus!2024-11-13
- 52Chapter 52: Jailhouse Coq2024-11-13
- 53Chapter 53: Hide yo’ Kids, Hide yo’ Wife2024-11-13
- 54Chapter 54: Healing2024-11-13
- 55Chapter 55: A Worst Kind of Cheater2024-11-13
- 56Chapter 56: Tournament Day 42024-11-13
- 57Chapter 57: Magic Practice2024-11-13
- 58Chapter 58: GrinDing GOnE wROnG! (Gone Sexual!) (Not Clickbait)2024-11-13
- 59Chapter 59: Cheaters get Stitches… or something2024-11-13
- 60Chapter 60: Wild Goose Chase2024-11-13
- 61Chapter 61: Of Sus and Sufferance2024-11-13
- 62Chapter 62: Confrontation2024-11-13
- 63Chapter 63: The Old Intel Switcheroo2024-11-13