the ticket said

bro you gotta go to the royal palace and make a speech

so jake went to the palace to make a speech

'make your speech' said the king

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'ahem' said jake 'women are not property'

then jake went to sleep for a couple of hours, when he awoke, he was surrounded by letters from tearful women, thanking him for single-handedly stopping the patriarchy

jake went back out onto the speech podium

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