jake put on the vr helmet and was transported to the vr world where a gay fairy asked what class he was going to take, jake chose a human plumber.

and then... he was hit by azure lightning!

and he was trapped in the game!

"fuck i'm trapped in the game because i was hit by the azure lightning" said jake to his friend, john, who was also there.

"that sucks" said john "let's go into the witchy woods"

"ok bro xx" replied jake

and then they went into the witchy woods.

"i wonder why they call these woods the witchy woods" said jake

"exposition" said john

"oh"

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then they found a witch!

then they killed the witch

so jake looted the corpse of the witch

john picked up a book

"whats that" said jake

"it's a spell book, useless tho"

"lemme see"

the book read:

does (1,000,000 x (0+number of times struck by azure lightning) damage) in a radius around the user

"see it does 0 damage"

"huh"

then jake activated the ability

John screamed in agony as he took 1,000,00 damage!

"what?! how did this happen!" sobbed jake

"jake... take my diary... please"

so then jake took the diary and read it

"if you read this then you have unlocked a secret class"

secret class unlocked:

so secret you don't know it's name

"hey it's me," said a voice in the void

"who"

"the ai in the game"

"oh"

"you suck XD"

"i am going to hunt you down and eat your children"

then jake went to town

he found a shop selling chicken and a shop selling beef

"hey it's me the ai theres a guy buying beefy chicken over there"

"ok"

"you suck XD"

so jake bought a buncha beef and chicken and combiner them in his mouth then went to the guy and sold them

he grinded for a couple hours on this and soon... he had gold.

he went to the gold leaderboard(there are leaderboards) and he was no 1!

so he quickly bought the city

now, get ready for some fucking exciting city management guys!