And so jake walked into a town that he found. He wanted to buy some stuff. He had found some gold in a guy's pockets so he had some dosh to spend about town. First, he walked into a local inn,

'bath' he said to the man at the bar.

'one copper' the man replied

'ok' jake said handing it over, he then went and had a bath. Then he went to the barkeep again,

'where Adventurer guild'

'it's across the street'

'ok thank you, bye'

jake went across the street and saw the adventurers guild, but in front of the guild was a man about to stab a woman.

'Hey, you there' jake called to the man, 'stop stabbing that woman'

'no' the man replied.

'prepare for death faggot' Jake called out as he unsheathed his meat scepter.

The man's eyes widened but he brought out his sword and they faced off. The other man lunged forward going for Jake's face, jake lifted up the shaft and blocked the blow. The man's eyes widened. Jake then whirled around and delivered a debilitating retaliating blow. The man's eyes widened. Jake then went in for his signature move, charging up his hips for a thrust. The man's eyes widened in realization before the blow hit. Killing him instantly.

Stolen novel; please report.

He turned to the woman, his 10 foot penis almost touching her.

'Hi, I'm Jake, I like anime and treating women with re- hey where are you going? Come back!'

The woman was too far away by now. Jake sighed 'Dumb ungrateful fucking sluts.

He walked into the guild, his meat scepter sheathed.

'Hey I'd like to become an adventurer' he said to the man at the desk

'ok, do this quest and then you can' the man said, sliding across a piece of paper, on it were details of a goblin that had been in the area.

'Alright, I'll do this quest then I'll start training again and raise my rank in the guild' (btw there are ranks in the guild)

'Stop talking to yourself cunt' the man at the desk said.

Jake ignored him and walked out the door.

Outside there was a woman, she was a jade beauty.

'Hey I wanna do that quest with you'

'yeah k you can come' jake replied, jake thought the woman was a jade beauty.

'let's go'

They went and found the goblin,

'we gotta kill the goblin' the woman, who was a jade beauty.

'yeah let's ambush it' jake replied.

They set up an ambush in some trees.

They waited for a couple of hours and then the goblin showed up.

The goblin was walking underneath the tree jake was in so he jumped out and stabbed him and then stabbed him again, but the goblin stabbed back and rain got hit in the arm and he was bleeding but he managed to headbutt it and then stab it in the face.

owo u kwilled a gwoblin

+100,000 EXP

owo you lweveled up

Level 98

'cool' jake said.

'alright let's fuck' the woman said

'ok' said jake, thinking about the womans jade-ness.