This is the inspiring story of how I became the CEO of a multi-million dollar business.

When I was in college, my girlfriend left me because she came out of the closet and found a girlfriend for herself. I was sad when they didn't agree to a threesome and devastated when they wouldn't even let me watch. So, I went into depression.

My father pulled me out of the depression when he made me the CEO of his multi-billion dollar company and got me married to another wealthy businessman's only daughter. I worked hard daily playing video games in the office, while my reports from top-tier MBA colleges worked day and night to keep the company afloat. Just when their efforts were about to bear fruit, the company's stock prices fell after my affair with an intern went public, and we had to settle the costly lawsuits and lose many endorsements.

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I would like to thank my father and wife for all their support; without it, I wouldn't be where I am today.

Remember! Consistency is key.

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