True story:

The other day, I took a cab from the office to go home. The cab driver was amiable, educated, and a software engineer like me. He told me his sad tale, his father had died after a coconut fell on his head, and his mother had died by slipping on her own shit. Engrossed in his story, I left my laptop in his cab.

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At home, I took a quick nap. In my dream, I was writing a Linkedin post about how friendly the cab driver was and what an inspiring life he led when I realized I left my laptop in the cab. I woke up worried, but it was unnecessary; the laptop was actually next to me! Next to the laptop was the cab driver fucking my wife!

I held the laptop in both hands; in this ruthless world, this true gem of a man returned a costly laptop to me. My eyes filled with tears as I saw him thrusting at my wife, and my wife moaning with pleasure, and from the bottom of my heart, I said, "Thank you, brother, for returning my laptop!"

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