“What is it… Mimi?” I said, as I looked at the name of this maid girl. She was a healer like me, with long white hair and emotionless face. She had big, blue eyes and cute face, but for some reason she was shouting at me.

To her left there was this maid hunter that I fought in the guild war. Her face was similar to Mimi’s, but her eyes and hair were black.

Well, I can say “her”, but she is a man. And for some reason this man was now bashfully looking at me.

“Don’t remember us? We fought in the guild war, and you defeated Momo!” this healer girl said, and pointed at the hunter.

Why are they here? Do they hate me? I just wanted to log out. The must hate me. Are they going to attack me? Are they going to whack me? Mamma mia.

“Hey! What are you thinking about? Anyway, we are here because of this fight!” Mimi said, and looked at me with passion in her eyes.

“What do you mean?” I asked, but I didn’t look at her, but at the hunter “girl” that was standing near her. She was still looking at me bashfully, while holding her maid skirt.

“My friend wants a rematch.”

Your friend wants a rematch? Well, it’s good that you don’t want to whack me, but can’t your friend speak for hers… himself? Anyway, I just wanted to logout.

“So? How it will be?” this healer girl asked me one more time.

“You see… It wouldn’t be a problem, but my items are really bad. At that time I won because of all those buffs and scrolls, but now I will lose in seconds. I don’t want to waste our time. Let’s just say that she won, ok?” I said, and this hunter looked at me with sad expression.

I don’t understand. Why do you want to fight so much?

“Oh, don’t worry about that.” Mimi said, and started to undress.

“H-Hey! W-Wait…” I tried to stop her, but a window appeared before my eyes and stopped me.

“A player [ Mimi ] wants to trade items with you. Do you accept this request?”

When I clicked “yes”, another window appeared, and in it all of Mimi items were placed for me to take. When you trade in RaS, you need to specify the price you want to get for you goods. The price she wanted was nothing.

“Of course, I hope you will return those items after your fight. Now you don’t have any problems, do you?”

Well, if you put it like this. Anyway, her items were much better than mine. Her weapon could deal two times the damage of mine, and her robes were really expensive. She even gave me her maid outfit, but I didn’t see a reason for that. Items like this don’t give you any stats advantage, but I didn’t say anything.

Maybe I wanted to see how I would look in it?

“Okay, but let’s make it quick.” I replied, and started changing my gear. It took me only seconds, and after that I was wearing a maid outfit, with the best items I have ever had.

Well, with something like this even I could get some free items, but I don’t want to spend real money on a game.

“A player [ Momo ] wants to have a match with you. Do you accept this request?”

You don’t waste time, do you?

When I clicked “yes”, a timer showed up. In 10 seconds, we would start our fight. It was a night, and we were also in a shopping district. No one would bother us, and we had a lot of place to fight here.

After looking at this from that perspective, it might seem that they did it on purpose.

“”Stone skin”,”Holy shield”, “Small blessing”,”Greater blessing”” I started using all my buffs, that I could.

Well, it might seem cheap, but a healer wasn’t made for PVP. I don’t think they would be angry about it.

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“Begin!” I stopped thinking, when a window popped up. Mimi moved away, to not bother us, and I was now facing my enemy.

We were maybe twenty meters away from ourselves, and the first thing that Momo has done, was using “Rain of Arrows”. You don’t need a lot of time to cast it, so it was a good spell to start a fight.

I had many options, but I decided to run towards her. I should end this fight before my buffs run out.

“It won’t work for the second time.” this hunter just said, and used “Invisibility”. As the name suggests, it makes you invisible for a small amount of time. It’s not really popular, because you lose it after your first attack, and you gain 50% debuff for all your attacks for the next 5 seconds after you are spotted.

Well, there is also another reason. A simpler one.

I immediately used “Holy explosion”. A simple spell that deals a small amount of damage to all near enemies. The reason for that was simple. You would lose your invisibility, after you get damaged.

When I did it, Momo showed up two meters before me with a sword. Hunters can use swords, but it’s rare that you see one doing it. They are weaker than Warriors, and slower than Assassins. That’s why weapons like those should be used only if you can’t do anything else.

She attacked me, and I didn’t avoid it. Well, I couldn’t avoid it. It’s not like her attack was fatal at all. After getting the debuff from “Invisibility”, and using a sword as a hunter her attack dealt a really small amount of damage to me.

After that I just jumped away to make sure, that she won’t surprise me with anything else.

But something was weird. Even after I jumped away I was still losing HP.

“I bought this poison for this fight.” Momo said, and smiled at me.

A poison, huh? But I don’t understand. I can just use “Cure poison”, and it won’t be a problem. Well, that’s why I thought, but when I looked at my status I saw that this poison wasn’t normal. It was bought from cash shop.

Is he rich or something? Anyway, something like this can’t be cured with a normal spell.

“Want to resign?” Mimi asked from the side, still looking at our fight. She wanted to sound serious, but it was hard to take it that way because she was almost naked.

I looked around, thinking about my situation once again.

I could resign right now. I didn’t see a reason to continue fighting. I just wanted to log out anyway, so it shouldn’t be a problem to just admit defeat right now.

“Regeneration” I used one of my spells, to minimize the damage dealt to my by the poison.

I could admit defeat. I could, but I was too proud to do it. After staying here to fight, I want to win.

But how can I win a fight like this? I can’t do a melee tactic one more time, and I don’t think I can win with her in a normal fight while being under this poison.

I can only…

No I shouldn’t do it. How will it look?

No! Now I need to think only about winning!

“This shallow pride! I cast it away!” I shouted. When I did both Momo and Mimi looked at me surprised. Well, it might seem weird from their perspective, but I was going to do something that was probably going to make me throw up in real world.

“W-What is she doing?” Momo asked, while looking at me.

“N-No way! Be careful! No one should use this technique!” Mimi replied with a shock on her face.

Here I was, jumping and changing my trajectory as fast as I could. One could say that I was looking at seven places at once. After few seconds I started feeling unwell.

To be precise, I wanted to throw up.

But why was I doing that? Well, many first person shooters noobs jump and run around at first to avoid the bullets from the enemy. Of course it isn’t effective at all, and they learn to not do this after a while. Well, it’s not effective against good players.

But against other noobs?

“H-Hey! I can’t hit her! What is it!?”

“How you can’t hit her?! Just use some spells! It shouldn’t be that hard!”

After jumping for a while, I quickly used “Holy bullet” on my enemy. It’s a really fast spell, that doesn’t deal a lot of damage, but because of my new equipment that wasn’t the case now. It was hard for her to avoid it, so she took a direct hit from it.

Well, she wasn’t the only done taking damage from this “technique”.

“”Holy bullet”,”Holly bullet”,”Holly bullet”,”Holly bullet”...” I started using this spell as fast as I could. Jumping around like this wasn’t good for me, so it was better for me to end it quickly.

At first Momo even avoided some of my attacks, but after a while a few of them hit her, and then…

“I lost…”

“Y-Yeah…” I said, still feeling unwell. Then I started to undress, trying not to fall down.

When I was changing my equipment Mimi came to us. For some reason her eyes were shining, while she looked at me.

“This technique… it really was something great!” she then said with a smile.

Eh?

“Yeah. It looked like a beautiful dance. Like something from a fairytale.” Momo said, and then drank HP potion.

From fairytale? Are you both stupid?

“Y-Yeah, anyway here is your equipment. I really need to go now so…”

“Don’t worry about us. I just hope we will be able to see this beautiful fighting style once again.” Mimi replied.

“Yeah…” I just said, and logged out, trying not to throw up.