I was sleeping like a log on my mat, the food at the canteen was good and spicy. All people were very kind with me to help improve my mood and they have proposed my favorites dishes and dessert. We had also wine, not too much because they don't want a drunk dragon and as the last one I'm still a critical endangered species. Do they give sake to Panda?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZ KICK ASS AAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGG GRRRRRR
ANGRY DRAGON HIT FOR FORCED AWAKENING
RRRROOOAAAARRrr Pain Pain stop , Pity nooooo
TODAY HELL START
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Paladin has come and when I was not get up at 5am , He Hit my ass and I crashed on the wall half knocked out.
"BEAST, I got permission from McGyvor to make you follow a "HEALTH" program for your "RE-INSERTION" in the wilderness. Your diet is terrible and full of toxins and worse you are getting fatty in body and soul. As I must put in your ass good healthy habits, I am now in charge of your training. I don't replace Heater nor the zoo-keepers but don't think you'll escape me.
A cry-baby scum like you will not escape your obligations to work here. Don't place your hopes high. You are a little shit, proud like a shit. You are nothing in front of LORD JESUS. You are less than an animal, You are a BEAST and not even THE BEAST.
You have even not the right to have a name.
I defeated you like I crush a fly.
Also don't take me for an idiot. I HATE YOU .
I know who you are and what you are, LEVIATHAN SCUM
I read you like an open book, I know you hide your secret and your Octahedron shitty core.
I know the monster you are and you where. I know all from you and the Druze kings.
I see also the Abyssal Darkness you are made , I see you cowering now and all you think.
YOU CANNOT HIDE ANYTHING FROM ME.
You know the ONLY reason I haven't killed you yet???
This is because you are one of our lost brethren, you still PRAY, and there is still a SOUL to save.
I have a picture from the VATICAN ARCHIVE from the HIDDEN HISTORY, Only POPE and ANGELS and PALADIN GOD SOLDIER have knowledge.
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Look well. This give not you a clue? This is a Draco LYCH, an ABOMINATION
THIS IS THE REAL FACE OF THE COSMIC BALANCE: YOU"
Paladin then grab my horn and crush my snout against this picture :
"DO YOU LIKE YOUR SELFIE????" HO!! DO YOU HEAR ME?? " and I sense the immense pressure and my snout began to bleed.
"WHAT DO YOU ANSWER?? AAANNNSWEEER !!!"
Me:" ssstop pp---pp--please"
"WHAT? I HAVE HEARD NOTHING !!!"
"PP --P-Please Stop Chief"
"THIS IS NOT THE GOOD ANSWER !" and I am kicked to the other side against the wall
GAAHH! (difficult breathing)
"If I detect only a microscopic aura of darkness from you, I'll rip your horns and plug them in your ass."
"WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER"???
me: "PLZ.." BASH-KICK aaaaaaaaaarghh, nose and mouth bleeding.
"WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER???"
me:"YESSS LORD"
-Seizing my horn-
"REPEAT??
me : "YESSS MY LORD CHIEF BOSS, I AM A SCUM, A BITCH AND A SHIT IN FRONT OF GOD WHO HAS THE INFINITE MERCY TO KEEP ME IN LIVE AS MY PLACE WAS IN HELL"
"GOOD this is what I wanted to hear."
Now make 10 Push-up. I want all this fat to get out of my sight.
HAN, AHN , HARD, pfff, GRR, this is harder with a dragon body.
Paladin : "I dont want to hear anything. And cutting off the speaker will not prevent me understand what you say or think.
If you think you are a monster, Of course you are, I can regenerate faster and better than you. So don't ever think doing anything funny.
You are actually like a T-REX body whose crane has been replaced by a human crane.
My job is to prevent the body to rebuild a T-REX head regrowing and removing the human one. "
"AM I CLEAR OR DO I NEED TO REPEAT???" ready to kick me again, with a sadistic grin.
"AHH what a bliss kicking you!!"
"SERIOUSLY (ah so he was not serious, me cowering and fear trembling) If you drow in darkness, this is what await you. Evil will take over you and all remains is a shadow rotting for eternity. God gave you a second chance. don't waste it. This is you 36000 years agon the pathetic "LOVING CHAOS " as you tell yourself
FEAR, FEAR, FEAR, NIGHTMARE, NOOOOOOO It's not meeee NOOOO , It's worse than I think.
"Octahedron, please don't tell me this photo is ME???"
---- OCTAHEDRON : ----
-----AFFIRMATIVE ----
----- FATHER JOHN ANGEL PALADIN IS TELLING THE THRUTH----
------IN THE NAME OF BALANCE YOU HAVE THROWN WORLDS INTO CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION -
----- YOUR WEAPONS AND POWER WERE ABSOLUTE AND STRONGER THAN GODS IN THE CREATION----
FEAR FEAR FEAR WHINE WHINE WHINE SOB SOB AAAAARGHH
"I HAVE ALREDY SAID TO CLOSE YOUR MOUTH AND STOP WHINING. I WANT TO BEAT YOU IN A PULP NOW. IT'S ONLY BECAUSE OF SPECIES PROTECTION YOU ARE NOT BLEEDING THROUGH ALL YOUR HOLES"
GULP. TREMBLING....
Heater : "STOP, you are cruel with him" and she take a paper towel to remove the drops of blood. She Hug me and I lick her cheek "hiii, hiii, protect me, he'll kill me, he's a psycho, he's a psycho. noooooo and I start to cry non stop like a small baby. trying to hide behind Heater.
Father John:
"Tomorrow I want to kick your ass at 5 AM. Get ready ? BEAST!, ah I have also something for you MISS BEAST" and he trow me painfully (almost impossible human ways) a NUN Veil and a wood Cross.
"Miss Heater, tell this little shit that I want HER to wear this NUN VEIL, Because you pathetic DRAGON is not a He anymore but a SHE and HE was maybe a HE when human but now with this body it is a SHE and I want this BEAST NUN ready tomorrow at 5 ready."
Heater giving me the veil :"BWAHAHAHAHA ARGGH IT's TOO FUNNY HAHAHA , IT'S Killing me, I beg your pardon, BWAAHAHAHHAHA, and you with a veil , Wahahaaha..., Fierce like a DRAGONNE, Waaahahahaa , you, HAHAHAH, A NUN with scales and a tail. Bwahahahaaaa"
Me : sniff, Fear, Shame.: "PLWEASE, kill meee!"
Heater : "No, never, who want to kill a so LOVELY dragonnun bwahahahaaa!"
Father : "Tomorrow at 5 am"
SOb
Sob
Plweaase, kill me, kill meee!!