Chapter 3 father against boar
I wake up im 8 months old and i gonna “help” my father my mom came in and she just waited there sigh i get out of bed and start crawling towards her and when i'm about to reach her she just goes out of the house and i can't follow her because the grass hurts.My mom starts giggling. i was about to throw a honey bun at her when dad picked me up.
Come on lets get him checked out.
Why.
Im of course confused.ehhh no reason...at all just don't throw moeru dad said.
I have learned that hunny buns are moeru in this world pretty cool but since when where we gonna check me up i'm a normal baby.Dad why are we getting me checked up im a normal baby.
Dad just look's ar me for a few seconds.
YOU can literally speak our language at 8 months old so no your not a normal baby.
Gogo gaga?.
YOU were speaking like a grown man seconds ago you are not fooling anyone.
We arrived at the clinic it looked more like a shack not gonna lie.
Oh hi come in.
He looked like in his late nineties and he was a dwarf i think and around 5,2? yeah.
Now oil up lil bro.
NAAAAAHHHHH im positive he's part of epstein island i take out my honey bun but my dad stops me yet again the old man takes out two balls and he says grab them then my mom grab my hands and reaches for the two balls no i do not consent i do not consent! Ever since the balls incident have i been a changed man.
Ah i see a huge ass paper comes out
Affinity earth fire lightning soul
Age 8 months old
Gender boy
Skills 0
Spells 0
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Familiars 0
Bitches 0
Special abilities 0
Special skills 1
STATS
Dexterity 3
Wisdom 10
Speed 1
Agility 1
Strength 5
Intelligence 20
Endurance 3
Hp 10
stamina 2
Mana 10
Charisma 10
LUCK 20
TRAITS
Resilient
Cool mind
Adaptione
Foul tung Foul mind
Lucky
TITLE's.
Hunnybun destroyer
And that was all hey doc.
yes.
what's my special skill.
I don't know bye.
My mom picks me up and gets out of the “clinic” but im 99 percent sure he got children in his basement
oh my mom gives me to dad and now where going to the farms cool.My dad drops me on the farms and gives me seeds but why.Plant the seeds.Of course child labor you now what fuck it im goona walk.
I stood up and start walking its a little wobbly but i did it a lot in my other life so after adapting a little i could walk normally my dad grins and i hear ding and it comes up a text Dex +1 oh...eh i start walking and plant the seeds after about five minutes a text comes up skill planter...what the fuck is that goona do! what am i gonna do plant seeds on the enemy then wait a whole month i might as well invite the enemy to a cup of tea while we wait fo the plant to go outward of his body.A baby would have been more useful as a weapon fun fact i used a baby in one of my battles so i now how useful they can be
.My dad comes up to me and gives me water you want me to water the crops to don't you.What is this gonna give me i can drink water faster because that's a useful skill! After ten minutes of watering plants, a text comes up.waterer what is this gonna...zzzzzz.I wake up the next day refreshed and now i hear shouting uhhh i take my shoes and walk to the people shouting.Wait am i seeing that correctly is father trying to fight a boar.
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Okay im goona fight a fucking boar i see at the edge of my eyes my son.Well i definitely aint goona embarrass myself.I go in a fighting stance with my trusty shovel the boar yells and tries to ram into me i doge to the side and goes for a slam the boar goes backwards and rams into me but i manage to stab him in the leg augh pfft ahhh get rammt into by a boar hurts the boar charges i quickly take up my shovel and parry it i take up shovel and slam it into the boars head but the recoil is to strong so i lose my weapon i guess its straight hands now.The boar tries to stab me i roll to the side and do a mean uppercut and the boar gives me a leg sweep and then trapells on me i roll to the back of it and do many body shots and then a knee kick and then i hope up and smash my arm into it killing it
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That poor boar what did it even do...eh i want to sleep zzzzz