Chapter 1 reborn

The only thing I can remember is the truck, that damn truck.I was just trying to eat some food! but noo truck kun wanted to ki…where am i and who are those people.

I can't see good nor hear good.But what are they yapping about.They are saying something about zji karcha splao am i in a different country or some shit but how!? i was just hit by a… truck and this place doesn't look like a hospital and my body is as small as a baby.The people are speaking a different language so there's only one conclusion…the truck turned me into a baby and shipped me of to another country.

that man and women probably was in in the plan ahhhhh…well that wasn't a yell it was a cry.skri spurt andry igowaha.again what are they yapping about.wait why's the woman reaching down…is that a diaper wait no! I do not consent again.I do not consent…ever since the diaper incident so have i not been the same man why whyyyyyyy! wait i'm feling kinda sle zz zzzzzzzzzzzz.

Wait!? what happened did i sleep!?.That so traumatic event must have made me sleep.I still can't see shit! nor hear.Am i deaf no i'm too magnificent to be DEAF.I dont think im special at least not that way.krishi krasha.Just speak english PLEASE!.

Well, I'm a baby can't hear and it;s all blurry and i got hit by a truck.wait who even sent the truck to turn me into a baby.i don't think it was the mexican cartel i didnt bad mouth goku.maybe it was a karen i looked att for 0,2 seconds no someone killed her when i pastedby.maybe it was the waiter that i didn't tip after i ate ten ramen bowls i was gonna eat the last five at home hmmm nah when the restaurant got robbed he got killed.maybe it was the homeless guy that i encountered on my way to my house but i did take he's change after all but he gotta understand i needed it more wait oh right i took out my knife and stabbed him till he bled out…i made sure of it.

Maybe it was god's work but why would he want to kill me.Wait what if the truck didn't ship me to another country but another world.Maybe im not sure if i got isekaid.

Sigh if i did get isekaied then i won't be able to throw microwaved honey buns or bricks at homeless people one of them had enough bricks to build a house and people say i'm cruel they just don't understand my kindness this is the only way to help the homeless community by throwing bricks at them and microwaved honey buns.One of them got burned i was able to say stand proud you are strong as he was burning.I used his body as a friend and i still talk to him but for some reason he won't talk back but he isn't dead maybe he's mute i miss him he was a great listener.maybe it was one of the homeless people i punched at the neighborhood one of them had a level ten GYAT i was gonna tap it but it would be the same as tapping a monkey!.Who else right that one time i infused a microwaved honey bun into brick and burnt a orphanage maybe one of the kids wanted revenge.Oh right one time i covered peanut oil on me and hugged a husband with a allergy...he died maybe the wife was in the truck either way i got isekid.

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So do i like to get powers.Skasha bithiswulhchs whiba wutta.oh i now skasha is something about people wait is that…honey buns at the counter i might still be able to throw honeybuns at homeless people!.The door opened from the door i could see a lady in her late twenties she was pretty plain but one thing that caught my attention was the cat like ears and a tail!? am i tweaking or are there still furries in this world so i can throw honey buns att furries too.

But i didn't know my parents were friends with furries but i can't see well so maybe it's not a furry and instead a real cat person…nah definitely a furry.Oh my so called mom is picking me up but surely it isn't so the furry can carry me...right wait no no no wait wait i do not consent why are you getting closer to the furry no mom i tried to warn mom to not give me to the furry.This is the second time mom you have breached my human rights...again! my lawsuit will be ready just you wait.

Everyone laughed at my futile attempt at escaping. I tried to bite mom which made her sad, so I stopped.I tried to reach for dad but he just laughed at me that bastard!.Mom stepped closer and closer to the furry witch was near the counter.This is it i thought i was at arms length of the furry i can't escape...no i can't give up! I gotta use a forbidden technique that I haven't used in seven years.

This is the attack PUPPY DOG EYES! I watched as my mom got caught in the puppy dog eye technique.She was stunned by the cuteness of my eyes.Now for my second forbidden technique…HONEYBUNS i quickly took one of the honeybuns from the counter and i took all my strength to throw it at the furry the furry tried to block it but a honeybun can burn everything hahaha...oh no...why isn't she burning i whatched in horror as my most trained technique get ignored.

It so quick but even tho it wasn't microwaved so should the throwing force be creating fire oh wait... i'm a baby i should have known i wasn't like before and that mistake cost me the battle the furry already recovered and is laughing i got only a few seconds before mom comes back from the puppy dog technique

...i lost damn that puts a sour taste in my mouth. I could use that technique but it's too shameless...if there were other circumstances i'm gonna use the forbidden crying technique. I haven't used it in 13 years because it was dishonorable for a man to cry.wah waaaaah waaaah.wait im still getting closer to the furry okay as soon as i land on her i will cry harder.I waited for the second she holds me.finally okay time to

...wait why can't i cry don't tell me i used all my tears before hand huh dammit! i'm going to sleep well if i'm gonna sleep then i gotta be sure that she is a furry!.I reach for her ears and they are real hm it's kinda calming i gotta admit women it was a close battle but you won fair and square damn i'm kinda sleepyyy...zzzzzzzz