Chapter 2 Light dreams

Whatsapp homie weird i don't remember sleeping here eh i get to see my homie so guess it evens out.Ahh oh i see that your finally here my homie says.pretty good beach you choose.Yeah come sit down.

sure i sit down beside him watching the sunset with my homie is always so sothing.So how's life treating ya.Ah you now how it is i lived then got trucked-kuned.Oh really you don't say he looks at me with a grin.

Shut it...you now life's pretty boring without you i say with a sad smile.Well that's life for you takes you when you least expect it...can i ask something.

What.

now that my honey bun run ended can you take it and surpass it.

Sure.

well i'll be waiting here between the worlds and.

Heaven.

Thanks...homie.

Ahhhhhhhhh i woke up with a sad smile that day.well either way i'm four months old in this world and can finally get gist of what my parents are saying and this is the day im finally trying to walk oh sorry crawl i get out of bed and slam into the floor ow! mom comes running in okay time to make my new parents proud! i tried to get to my knees but my arms are to weak but i keep pushing haaa finally i'm in the crawling position okay

...dammit that nearly took all my energy.scratch skibi.Ah moms calling dad okay first step i move my left arm forward oh ah oh damn i'm unbalanced i quickly move my left leg forward...yes i took my first step okay now with the other arm i move it forward then quickly move my right leg one more time.

okay i'm getting the hang on it.I do it two times more great!.On the fourth time I stumbled but regained balance quickly.My parents are watching. After some time I took the last two steps and hugged my parents legs and then zzzzz dammit i couldn't see my parents faces.

When i wake up ! i hear four voices i now tre of them but who's the fourth one sounds like a man is he the cat girls husband nah it gotta be a intruder i take my honey bun and crawl to the living room it has become easier now i throw the hunny bun at the man that i don't recognize and...he catches it!?

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That hasn't happened since that one homeless dude adapted to my hunny bun throwing technique!? i then shot him but that's beside the point i get another one ready then my mom picks me up and basically says don't throw hunny buns at random people your hunny buns shots hurt!.

That's the point!? but i digress.I sit on my mom lap as i think she apologizes she then looks at me then she takes my hand without my consent but she's already violated 8 human rights so i'm starting to think she doesn't care.

Well either way i take a hunny bun and shot it right into the cat mans face ha take that cat man he looks unfaced maybe another one will do the trick.

Skrivil!.

That's stop! That's the first time moms yelled at me wait am i bad son my eyes get teary eyed and i yell sathish. That's no i throw another hunny bun at the cat man crawl away crying a little.

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i'm inazumas mother and this is the first time he cried like that.Was it me stopping him from throwing moeru or me yelling at him either way it's rude to throw moeru at someone it hurts how does he always have moeru.Again sorry for my son.how many moerus does he have.We don't know jack.So catie's howes the baby in your belly.good but i have never heard a 4 month year old speak catie says jack i got a bet. oh what is it my husband says whoever can make inazuma glad gets five silver.Thats silly everyone knows i'm inazumas favorite.then prove it my husband said.I will

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i have been training my mouth and can speak some words i even understand the language more BAM i get my hunny buns out.chill.huh did i hear that correctly oh i can finally understand the language.HI.I can only speak five words in there other language no stop hi hug touch.so em we kinda maid a bet that whoever makes you happy gets five silver pieces so if you smile to them you can get five bronze.I shake my head i wanted everything last silver pieces.Oh well i won't give you more so bye.I wave bye bye.Okay what if we split it 50? I shake my head.huh!? you want everything.I nod.well bye i wave bye to.

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Hello inazumas mom here catie failed so my husbandes goes second and im fourth

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i have now learned 10 words no stop hi hug touch why when where yes maybe creake i get one of my hunny buns ready...oh it's only dad what does he want.Hi little one i throw a honey bun at him right in the face.Ow why did you hurt dadd...i throw another hunny bun on his balls.Ahhhhh.I point at the door.Ok...ay he weakly goes out of my door.

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Hi inazumas mommy my husband got attacked in the nuts so yeah sweet talk won't help you now or final contestant jack! let's hope he does not get attacked in the nuts

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i now now twenty words no stop hi hug touch why when where yes maybe daddy mommy mom dad father papa mama mother fire water.just come in the man cat goes in.GO.he immediately goes and i sleep zzzzzz