Chapter 23 Golden egg dungeon part 3

Apparently the dwarf went to the goldenium kingdom.A kingdom that’s nearest to the village.

Oj son , look here.

I look at my father what? This is the fourth time he has tried to show me something.

Look at this shield it has diamonds.My dad says in a child-like voice.

Dad what the fuck!? This is the fourth time! We have just been walking and the only thing we have seen are low-level monsters and shields.Where’s the adventure and fights! The only thing we have done is walking.

Bu-but shield.He says while looking at me like i have done 47 war crimes and got glad when a dog died in a movie.Son sometime you have to calm down and look deeper within should i get this shield for mom on her birthday.

Yes absolutely but still why does it not feel like the dungeon is not a dungeon.I explain.

Son you do realize that if we actually had a good dungeon so would the village be much larger and richer.

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Yes but shouldn’t every dungeon be dangerous! I mean we have just been going around.

Help us, we are fighting for our lives please!.Tyrone exclaimed he was running from a monster with the priest right behind him praying.

Yes yes im cooking wait a minute.Dad said like he was just taking a stroll around the neighborhood.

Dad, should I just he-

No! like i said no fighting!.

Please! send your son! to help us they exclaimed while fighting for their lives.Tyrone was screaming on the top of his lungs and the priest has become a mimic victim...he’s still praying-but ho-you know what i shouldn't even be surprised.I look back to my dad and he found another shield...with bronze on.

Tyrone is now on the floor trying to crawl away from the slime.How are you getting destroyed by a slime.

Just help me!.I look at him with disappointment.

I just look at him while he’s trying to crawl away instead of getting up and running.The slime gets closer before slurping him atleast partially the acid was tearing his pants

My ass my asssss.He says balling his eyes out and i just look at him.Dad are you done.

yes son coming.Dad just punched the slime away from tyrone’s body.

What took you so long.Tyrone said between breaths.

Oh I was just cooking…food.

Everyone looked at me then at the food i also looked at the food and there was nothing left

MOTHEFUCKER.