“Boss! It’s just like you said, the royal guards are shutting down all the bars and inns in the city who are serving alcohol!”
“El-Oh-El. With this, even under normal circumstances there would be open rebellion… let’s go Peri.”
“Where are you going to go?”
“Obviously I’m going to go bring peace and prosperity back to Varhales.”
The two men and Peri were standing in front of the Royal Palace gates, blocked by over a hundred royal guards. There was chaos all around them as the citizens took up arms and were getting slaughtered by soldiers in a vain attempt to rebel. However, everyone stopped what they were doing when a terrible roar tore open the clouds above them and a huge bone dragon could be seen soaring through the sky in a zigzag pattern, then abruptly fell and crashed into the center of the plaza.
A blond woman, wearing the skimpiest plate armor possible was sitting down on top of the giant pile of dragon bones, guzzling down a bottle of rum she was holding in her right hand while crying tears of blood. She stopped drinking for a moment and screamed “God damn it you stupid piece of shit! Why the hell are you so… *Gagging Sounds* fucking bad at flying!?” in an obnoxiously loud voice as she struggled to stand. After equipping her unreasonably large, demonic looking sword, which actually had skin and was covered in purple slime, she started chanting a spell, while trying not to vomit. Everyone who had died in the riots between the citizens and the soldiers were being brought back to life as zombies and skeletons.
Nexic smiled when he saw the giant rainbow colored bird flying alongside two Pegasus’ start circling above the city. The stage was finally set for his little distraction, the epic battle between the evil Bunny and Peri, who was the strongest tank in the continent, being kept alive by the top 3 healers in the world. All the guards who were supposed to be protecting the palace were being assaulted by hordes of undead and didn't notice when Nexic and his secretary casually walked by them.
“Demon!”
“What have you done to the princess and queen?!”
“Honey! Get away from that monster this instant!”
“They've all been corrupted by his evil powers!”
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By the time Nexic had arrived in the throne room, the king was laying at the bottom of the stairs with a dagger in his back. All the male nobles were standing around the bottom part of the room, yelling at the man sitting on the Kings throne, with the princess and queen on his lap and all the female nobles crowding around. Nexic walked around the king’s corpse and briskly climbed the few stairs that lead up to the platform, where the assorted thrones were lined up.
“Can I leave now? I need to get out of here before one of my crazy kids show ups and tries to kill me…”
“El-Oh-El. Yea, good luck.”
After standing up, the tall man with horns coming out of his head and glowing tattoos all over his body sprouted green flaming wings from his black and flew through the broken stained glass window a few meters behind the thrones. The women cried and the men cheered as he left, while there were screams and explosions filling the air just outside of the palace walls. Nexic sat down in the kings throne and quietly took out some paper, rolling up some dried yellow stamina herbs inside it. After putting it in his mouth, he smacked a flint against some steel a few inches from his face, lighting the tip of the herbal cigar on fire.
“Boss… I still don’t what’s going on”
Nexic filled his lungs with the herbal smoke, then breathed out a huge sigh. A stamina herb has no extra ‘effects’ regardless of how you use it.
“What’s taking those two so long to find that damn alchemist?”
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“Oh well, I guess it’s time to start construction…”