"Syslave! Bring me the sacrifices!"
"Yes my queen!"
'It's OK Syben, eventually she'll realize you much you love her!'
"Oh God! Please no!"
"Spare my children please!"
"Why are you doing this to us!? What did we ever do to you people!?"
'It's OK Syben, they're just Users, it's not like they're really going to die!'
*Unintelligible screaming*
"Here they are your majesty! Seven impressionable children for you to corrupt!"
"Good job Syslave! Prepare them for the ritual!"
"Right away my queen!"
'It's OK Syben! They will eventually mentally recover from this!'
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"Yea she's probably doing something like that."
"Nah, probably something way worse..."
"Maybe heating baby hearts?"
"Draining kitten souls?"
"Burning down hospitals?"
"Are there hospitals in Royal Road?"
"I meant in reality."
"Oh! Yea probably."
Dalthis and Butter were curious about what their old Guild Leader was doing lately. They weren't exactly on good terms with her...
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[box border=1 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=3 width=80% bordercolor=#202020 bgcolor=#f5f5f5][col colspan=4 valign=top width=100% bordercolor=#202020 bgcolor=#f5f5f5]You have discovered a secret class, Unholy Paladin! Would you like to class change?[/col][/box]
"Yes"
[box border=1 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=3 width=80% bordercolor=#202020 bgcolor=#f5f5f5][col colspan=4 valign=top width=100% bordercolor=#202020 bgcolor=#f5f5f5]You have become an Unholy Paladin! All of your healing abilities will now become curses. You have become an Undead. You will now be vilified by all living races.[/col][/box]
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"Fuck!"
*Sobbing*
"Why does everyone hate me?! I'm going to kill everyone! I wonder if there are any hydrocodone in Royal Road? Oh well, I'll just stick with alcohol for now..."
*Guzzling Sound*
*Crying*
*Vomiting*
*Crying*
[box border=1 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=3 width=80% bordercolor=#202020 bgcolor=#f5f5f5][col colspan=4 valign=top width=100% bordercolor=#202020 bgcolor=#f5f5f5]You have gained a new stat, Bipolar Disorder![/col][/box]
[box border=1 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=3 width=80% bordercolor=#202020 bgcolor=#f5f5f5][col colspan=4 valign=top width=100% bordercolor=#202020 bgcolor=#f5f5f5]Bipolar Disorder: You have trouble dealing with your emotions on a daily basis and will often hurt the people you care about and then feel guilty about it later.[/col][/box]
[box border=1 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=3 width=80% bordercolor=#202020 bgcolor=#f5f5f5][col colspan=4 valign=top width=100% bordercolor=#202020 bgcolor=#f5f5f5]You have gained a new stat, Addiction![/col][/box]
[box border=1 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=3 width=80% bordercolor=#202020 bgcolor=#f5f5f5][col colspan=4 valign=top width=100% bordercolor=#202020 bgcolor=#f5f5f5]Addiction: You have a very addictive personality and are prone to harming yourself for a brief moment of satisfaction.[/col][/box]
"Damn it!"
*Vomiting*