Last night was wonderful! Varon loved me so hard he broke my spine. Although he needed a little convincing I am so happy I summoned that succubus and tortured her into teaching me how to use her magic if it wasn’t for that I wouldn’t have been able to touch upon the love of god the greatest love of them all.

I use my barely working arms to face my god. And I see a disaster. Like a fucking stupid but cute pet Adria has crawled in between us and wrapped her arms and legs around Varons face and is clinging to his so hard that her back isn’t touching the bed but she is holding herself off it because the only thing thats keeping gravity from pushing her down is her desperate clingy onto my god of love's face.

She turns to me and frowns before hissing! I grab Adrias side and pull trying to tear her from his face as hard as I can. And yet my arms turn to dust!, this body has lost all sources of movement. So I abandoned it after a few seconds of hesitation after all this body took the sacred seed so it is now a holy treasure of great value!

Then I blink and push the corpse that's on top of me and pull myself from the collection of usables. I chose a body that resembles the last one as closely as possible but still can’t but help and feel a great loss at that lack of numbing pain in my ass. Oh god of love, varon just thinking about it is making me a mess downstairs.

But I eventually get back together and go find some clothes to put on then I grab a spear. I approach the leach again and slide the tip of the spear in between the two beings careful not to wake the precious sleeper and then using the science of levers I pull with all my might only to be BETRAYED! The spear snaps!

Then the dark elf walk in and takes a look at god and his eyes widened and he says “ So he was into Adria.” Then he slowly backs away and pretends to never have entered the room.

I get a crowbar and try again.

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I awaken with this plushy feeling of satisfaction then... the events of last night drawn on me and I feel myself fall. I failed her again.

Suddenly I feel down hands on my face and two thumbs run along my check wiping away tears I didn’t know I had. I feel the warmth of another person on my scalp and I look deeply into the eyes above me. Adria has a face of serious determination as she looks me in the eyes and says “ Varon, forgiven?” Although spoken like a question it feels like a statement to me and I cannot help but smile. All I can see right now is her and she in accordance with me as if we had planned smile and laugh together.

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I feel a warmth inside and rub my nose against her before standing up she like a squirrel… no koala bear hangs on the back of my head like I am her mount we kicks me a little in the back of the neck only a light tap and we set off back to the mountain.

I have run around a bit too much and my body is reacting badly or will soon I have to keep a low profile.

I get Raven and saharsa. Kung alos jumps onto my back and hangs there.

“ So kung.”

“ Yes! My lord?”

“ What are you going to do about that.”

I point to a large army of the dead.

“ Oh ahh do you need them? Time has made them weak”

“ I might… but not for now.”

“ Then let's leave them here. In this underground dwarven ruin.”

I nod and we set off. Then turn around as we forget my piles and piles of gold and wealth. And my FUCKING… oh wait that's in the cabin back in my sisters territory. Never mind completely my mistake. For a second I was thinking I forgot about that beautiful painting of me and red fucking in dragon form. Hmmm I am not a dragon anymore. Hmmmmmmm I feel like something bad is going to happen wonder why?

“ Hey Raven?”

“ Yes sir. Are you sure we got everything?”

I don’t doubt Raven but it cannot hurt to be careful and searching an entire city is not an easy thing but Raven has been doing exactly that for nearly a day now when you add on top his ability it is probably ok to assume that we haven’t left behind a thing if he says we didn’t but just in case I want to ask one more time.

“ No sir. Please have faith in me and my ability after all it is by your design.”

That's right his ability work in a simple way. He fades through space.

See original I had the idea not long after I made Adria’s ability the outsider… which I really regret now because Ravens ability is a much better suit to that name. I should have named Adria’s ability the outcome.

See it a time based ability and it's called the out come. By the way I don’t remember ever naming Ravens ability? How about the “ Phantom emperor”

“ Sorry sir?”

“ That is what I will call your ability the Phantom”

“ Not Phantom emperor?”

“ Quite The living Phantom”

“ Sir could I request we keep it at simply the Phantom… it’s kinda cooler if we keep it simple.”

“ Quite Phantom bubbles”

“ Sir please no!”

“ Ok… due to my generosity it will simply be THE SPOOKY PHANTOM!”

“ Sir I beg of you!”

“ Ok… ok just The Phantom.”

“ Thank you sir”

“ No thank you spooky Phantom Ren”

“... it’s Raven now sir.”

“ Oh right sorry about that.”

Well than a few months of traveling and we made it back to the cabin where we left of on this journey.

But then something completely beyond my utter comprehension happens.

Sarasha came up to be about one month into our journey and stop me she then pulled me to the side and asked me with a deadpan face.

“ You want to make a child?”