“ Sir he has broken the script. What do we do.”

“ What? He broke the script… Ok then let's end it go with planC”

“... very well, I will prepare the other three.”

“... actually let's just throw the lot at him to see what happens.”

“ Sir that may take some time to prepare.”

“ Well then… use his old disciples against him.”

“ Sir at most only two of them would hear our call and proceed the others would most likely flee worlds and may make more problems for us… some may even attempt to join forces.”

“ No that won’t happen trust me… oh wait Kung… the fuck are we to do about her?”

“ Don’t worry sir we have prepared someone to deal with her we will just need to begin.”

********

Adria sat at the back of the wall watching with great interest as Varon forced a girl to the ground than began to tickle her. At first Adria believes that she was laughing out of pure joy and happiness and soon it turn to that laughter of pire pain as she struggled as much as she could but could never get free tears running down her face and then she was screaming at Varon to stop but Varon was giggling and keeped saying” I don’t know… did you learn your lesson Kung… did you learn your lesson?”

“ Yess hahahahaha ple hahaha ase hahahahaha stohahap”

“ Well alright then all you need to do is tell me what you did wrong.”

“ Hahaha I hahahahaha sen hahahahaha t hahahahaha undead hahah! Hahahahaha to film hahahahaha so I co hahahahaha Masturbation! Hahahahaha your godly soul!”

Varon paused…

Some time passed as he thought over what she just said then he to was crying “ What happened to my beautiful little Kung why did I go so wrong with raising her to allow her to walk the path of the degenerate.”

“ Its ok Grey, I will always be your little Kung! Lets go violate some graveyard and rise another army of the dead together! World conquest!”

“ Hahahahaha… Kung. You nearly killed me to get masturbation material! Ok I forgive you let's go home just let me grab my things.”

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“ Okkkkkk~ sniffs”

“ So what you been doing girl?” Varon turned to me and ask.

*******

I stand up and lean over Adria my little soldier amd grab her only to throw her over my back into the hands of Kung. Adria looks startled then she leans in a licks Kungs breast after pulling down her shirt… I don’t think Kung even noticed. Then Adria spits and wipes her mouth hahahahaha I told you not to eat rotten meat.

Not that Kung is rotten mind you.

“ Hey Kung what have you been doing without me?”

Kung rolls her eyes and then “ Well you see… I have been increasing my collection of attractive spares… I slew a few cities but destruction and mass murder didn’t feel the same oh. I also tried to kill them but they just kinda vanished.”

“ I see.”

“ I… don’t think they are dead.”

“ That could be bad but its not like they will be able to identify me but I will need to take a more subtle approach until I can remove them won’t I. Raven!”

“ Yes?” Wild Raven appeared.

“ Ok Raven if you were here the whole time you could had said so.”

“ ahh well yes…. sir I had faith you would survive.”

“ Oh yeah what about Adria.”

“ Necessary causality. All for the greater good.”

“ Oh yeah. You may leave.”

And like that he vanished before my eyes. Well it's his ability I guess makes sense that I can’t follow him with my eyes. After all it's the ability that's the most important bit in any fight.

“ Anyway Kung.”

“ Yes o great one.”

“ Yeah… names Varon now.”

“ Ok Varon.”

“ So tell me about the world I guess. Actually show me your collection then we should probably go find Saharsa where ever she ran off to.”

“ Yes Sir! Varon Sir great sir Varon.”

“ Ok stop kissing ass.”

“ But if you would allow me but one lick!”

Let's pretend we never heard that. And erase it completely from any memory.

Then we left that place to seek Saharsa.

*****

In a small town a girl screams as a zombie rips out her father’s throat before her very eyes. The zombies drops the lifeless corpses. And muttered

“ For miss Kung”

This girl will be saved by a passing paladin and will go on to be taught all the churches undead destroying techniques. But that is a sorry for a different time. A later time.

*******

So if I was a sexy, single minded, mad scientist where would I go to escape a the undead but without running away? I would seek the mage who resurrected them and try and steal his notes so I could work on an undead prevention method!

“ Sir I have found her.”

“ Damn you Ren… were you a useful character before! No so go back.”

“ Sir if I may! Adria has willingly accepted my unusualness. There is no place for me to return to.”

“ So you accept you had no use before! Other than to add diversity.”

“ Sir I think you just let a secret slip that you shouldn’t have. It bad enough that is conversation is borderline fourth wall breaking.”

“ Oh oh on no matter how close I got I never crossed that line my words could have been taken from my perspective on life? And that I am in noble but you have just broken the line. Apologies to the audience.”

“ I am sorry.”

“ Ok not lets not reveal that this is actually just the author increasingly the word count because he doesn’t feel like writing today.”

“ Another slip!”

“ Dammit ren let's just add those start things and pretend this was all my imagination!”

“ Sir yes sir!”

Then ren appeared behind me and broke me out of my day dream.

“ So did you find her.”

“ no.”

“ What? Why?”

“ Although Kung suggests she knows where she went. “

“ Very well let us go.”