The head priestess of the combine’s local church. Such a minor character that their name isn’t even revealed. She simply exists to introduce the villain first arc Sir Pheae a well respected magician who spends his time healing the poor. In truth he an agent of a death cult who believed one can’t properly experience life unless they watch it be taken from another. Its Reds you don’t know what you have until it's gone belief that was presented in her cult. Although self harm was present in her cult it was always that self harm. I won’t pretend to understand Reds teachings. Besides it was always to be done in a form of worship and self study. You can’t show empathy for those who stave until you to have experience hunger.

Well it was kind of a bitch when Red just refused to eat for a couple months. But so much time has passed and her teachings have been corrupted with its passing. Honestly Red hates religions organisations. There was no real cult but instead thousands of different groups each taking her teachings and seeing them in a different light. There was one group that built me a palace that was considered the main group but that’s because they understood her teachings the best. And because they paid me to help them kill their enemies. They paid me in castles and shines like the one you saw before. Well after a couple generations they got pretty into some of the things I said and turned themselves into lichs. Look don’t ask me. Well half did and they left on their own and made they way down to an island down south where they set up shop. They don’t really do much during the novel in fact their barely mention at all. But at some point one of the lich's went berserk or something and returned to the mainland. And in turn the death cult was born.

Well this cult was different in one way. They are deeply rooted inside the current church of god. Not me god, but asshole god. Their the first antagonist the hero and party face. But the first member of it we ever see is the head of Combines local church.

Although her name wasn’t mentioned two things were. First that she made it to warrior class in a month. And second her deep love of food that borderlines sexual desire to eat good meat. In fact she used as the killed promising member of death cult so must make our existence know know to the hero for revenge plot point. She shown as a deep fanatic towards god. Or what the current death cult believes their god to be. As in this fucking lich mistook my great love for that asshat god. Anyway it’s actually though this that me and the hero meet in the beginning of the novel. We both wish to destroy that fucking bullshit. Well in this life i’m more than happy to let the hero handle it but i’ve always wondered . See the novel tried to set it up like this girl and the hero were equals in talent. What if she was given the teachings of me and time to train. Is it possible that she will reach my level at the same time.

Maybe it's arrogance but I honestly believe that if step two works then I’m not really going to be challenged in terms of strength or combat power. So really training her more of a curiosity than anything else. But there's another reason. I need an agent to handle the small stuff. Like build a secret organisation. Actually I have another curiosity that I might look into.

Shit i’ve gotten lost in thought. Let's see where am I. Oh yeah i’m making human steaks out of a maid. Why am I doing this you ask. He he he that's simple. I want to leave a good impression and you know what they say. Food is the easiest way to a man's heart. Well in this case it's a little human girl I want to impress with my human cooking skills. Arr your wondering why the maid in particular not the hands that was mentioned before that's simple we need to think back to conversation we had before. It went like this.

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“ What is this divine smell.” She seem to buzz as she stood on her toes trying to get a better look at the meal I was working on.

“ You’re really never seen proper cooking before have you.” I feel my smile stretch across my face.

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Oh my good girl that it learn closer ha ha ha.

“ So this is proper cooking” drip drip drip. I’m watching a small waterfall of spit fall from her mouth. Honestly it's a bit off putting but at the same time it's kind of cute to watch her frantically struggle to keep herself from jumping at the food.

Honestly she kind of adorable. If one forgets that its meat I scapet off from the bonds of her mother. After much through about it I decided that the best method for her to enjoy this would be mincemeat. So I have decided to make small burgers with a side of lettuce and potato wedges.

And I surprised at this amazing well done job. From what little remains of the memories from planet E?r?t? are the memories of the novel and what I assume to be the his most valued memories. Is his time as a chef. So now I have amazing cooking skill and my skill level is miles beyond anyone else on this planet. See food hasn’t really developed much in fact the concept of bolling food is absolutely unheard of. Isn’t that great child.

“ Hey girl what's your name” I ask inquisitively

“ huh. You don’t know it’s Adira” answered coyishly

“ Ok Adira. Anything else you want to eat. Or anyone else I guess” There was a pause. Long enough for me to become concerned. I look over and she staring at me. Hmmm did I do something wrong. But then I heard an audible scamper and she shot out the door. I assume in an attempt to find food.

30 minutes later the food was done. So I went to look for her. When I found her she had dragged two corpses into a hallway and was sitting before them. Around her were was a small pile of gold coins. He face crumpled under the weight of a important decision. And I hear her muttering under her breath ‘ left or right, right or left’. The corpses before her are quite different but still both different. An important thing to note is that she able to tell exactly what her meat she likes is. People.

What is this I send her for food and she robs the mansion dry. The dragon part of me likes her already. I approach from behind. And give her a little kick in the back. To this unexpected kick she fall forward but instead of catching herself she simply waves her arms in front of her as she had no concept of fall. Well she did spend most of her life in a cage. Isn’t that right Adira.

As I wait for her to return to crouched position I take large enjoyment in her face that looks as if the whole world betrayed her. And then she turns back to the corpses without saying a word to me. It's as if she purposefully ignoring me. In the face of this bullying I am suffering. I give her another little kick. But this time when she fall she quickly catches herself. And she did it quite well. After quickly pulling herself back up she. Turned around facing away from me. So I kick her again. What did she think would happen. But this time she doesn’t fall over. Remarkable she's move herself into the best possible position to receive force from he back while minimizing damages. If a where to kick her with any force it wouldn’t be reflected and the damage change would stop her from dying but it still quite impressive nonetheless. See in dragon culture we have a rule. Kick your cub in its side and it will fall over. Do it again and it will stay standing. Once more and it's you who will fall. It means we never let the same trick work twice. Ok thats a lie but it sounds cool right.

Well she doesn’t seem like she going to talk to me right now so it's the perfect time to talk to her.

“ Whatcha doing?” In the most casual way possible as if I never kick her. To my simple question she replies “ I’m deciding between big tits and fat lady” she spoke in a cool and stoic voice I befitting her previous character. I couldn’t tell if it was because she was angry or because she was taking the discussion seriously. But the answer is simple. “ which ones the best” she casually replies “ Big tits.” You know there's something adorable about a child saying big tits in a serious way.

I bent down and saw that one of the corpses had giant tits but the other was not actually a maid but the wife of the man who owns this mansion. And if I had to describe her in one word she was fat. How the hell did this little girl get her here. She barely fit in the corridor. I grab the big tits and throw her over my shoulder and walk away. The little one acted quite desperate and lunged at my legs. Wrapping her arms around it. “ You don’t understand if I use the big one I can eat MORE.”

I face her while walking and say “ Its quality over quantity” she seem shocked at this revelation. And sat their mumbling it over and over as I once more drifted closer and closer to the door. I called out to her again “ Come your burgers are getting cold”.

Ha ha she's ha running pass me with her hands up in front of her in case I trip her ha ha ha.

It bloody adorable.

Bless my cruel heart!