Just thought you should know,

For the first part of this whole show,

I was like baked all the time,

Smoking weed, gallivanting, writing rhymes,

It was Canada, was all legal,

It felt good, sort of made me antisocial,

Then I went to the Phillipines,

Couldn’t quite do it there,

So I turned to drinking,

Tequila and lime,

Redhorse, flavored soju,

It was a different beast,

But I was still producing poems,

It sort of seems like it got bloodier,

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Alcohol is like nothing,

So this is sort of me sober,

Fuck man, I really need to get locked up one of these days,

I’m such a fiend, maybe I’ll claim it was just for the rhyme,

Rape a girl, make it to court on time,

Anyways, my family is having a party,

And it’s the Phillipines, so there’s dogs everywhere,

Saw a stud pick out a fluffy black bitch,

Its mating season,

I can feel it,

The fucks are going to start happening,

Once the machine starts churning,

It will be fuck season,

Everyone will be getting it,

You, your mom, this dog,

Everyone,

Maybe we should try to get along,

Anyways, a lot of food was prepared,

A feast for me, my cousins, and my sisters’ boyfriends,

Has my poetry changed?

Yeah, it got more honest,

Not so convoluted,

Whatever, I just want to sell a book,

That’s my aim,

Do you think that dog will get it?

At least someone’s eating,

I wouldn’t say the poetry got better,

Even if I’m baked or drunk,

It was meant to be written this way,

I could still end up homeless, a poet who failed,

Whatever, I’m just waiting for the fucking to start,

Lets all get laid this day,

Hopefully I get paid,

Do these poems make sense?

Or am I crazy,

Just rambling, rap snitches, I won’t take the blame,

Anyways, I’m about to head back,

So get ready for more weed,

Maybe I should try crack,

Anyways, I’m doing my job,

The fuck cycle hardly reaches me most years,

I should do more cocaine, increase the anxiety,

Fuck, I hate being safe,

I just want to fall to the abyss,

Whatever, I’m going to go to sleep.