Damn, its summer now, lets kick back, drink a few beers, smoke on my porch, watch lovely ladies walk by, sun dresses, thin tank tops, and short skirts,

Fuck man, its summer now,

I smell it in the air,

The game, waiting for their turn,

Egos rising, climbing higher and higher,

I'll fuck you from here, the young girl says,

My, wasn't she brave,

I smell wine, I deserve this, I deserve that,

I'm so much smarter than those around me,

I'd love to fuck all the little girls around me,

Oh, what's this, a lynching?

For your fucking arrogance,

Who taught you to be so high,

Didn’t you know that this was mine?

Fuck man, its summer, its starting,

Soon, it will be the harvest,

There was something else,

Summer is starting,

Someone called out hierarchy,

Soon the ballers will come out of hiding,

Oh that’s right,

Summer is starting,

Also on the agenda,

For those who care to finish in this life,

The lesson plan, the god fuck, fuck, I love my wife,

Also on the agenda,

Work, so much work,

I should be retired,

Last I checked the bastard was waking up,

Hopefully this love will keep him in check,

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Whatever, summer’s here,

Relax, I’ll work,

Just let me finish my beer,

Damn, I forgot,

Summer is here,

When was my last episode?

Will my freedom be robbed from me?

Summer is here, it should be a good time what do you have to fear?

The frequency lowering,

The boiling point being reached,

Bikini girls and the beach,

I miss the taste of peach,

Summer man, all the bitches in heat,

A lot of little girls to teach,

Fuck man, summer, and I’m thirty,

Am I too old for this shit?

Ha, to some people I’m still a baby, seal those lips,

Summer is here, the birds will start calling, the pastors preaching,

The males will start searching,

Mountain cocks and their hens,

The holy maiden, she needed a friend,

Summer is here, do you have a list?

Of all the things you need?

Wait, let me get my pen,

Summer is here, shepherds guarding their flock,

Their little heavens,

Summer is here and I’m poor,

Herculean men,

Summer is here, soon we’ll be making amends,

Summer is here, get ready to die tonight,

Live the day like its your last,

Don’t let it go by too fast,

Look back one day and maybe let go of the past,

Summer is here, this chance could be your last,

The drums echo out, the ritual begins, wait, that already passed,

How many doors can we get unlock?

Fuck man, sigh,

Summer is here, get your taste of the pie,

But the world is dying, we’re on the verge extinction,

Ignore this nerd, I’ll take the friction,

Summer is here, little girls?

Relax, its just fiction,

Ha ha, summer is here,

A lynching, a licking, a tasting,

Come get your sacrament, summer is here,

Drink your wine, or your whiskey, get your fill,

Summer is here, Pink, just like a pill,

Summer is here man, try to drink your beer,

Fuck man, was this a kid’s show?

Summer is here, what about the asexuals?

Summer is here, drunk texts, and booby pictures,

Ha, fuck man, summer is here,

Maybe let it pass me by,

Summer is here, I’ll try to be a nice guy,

Relax, its just summer, what’s there to see?

Just work, barbecues, and taking the family to the beach,

Summer is here, maybe I’ll play some D&D,

Summer is here, try to play the game right, and when you eat it, try to be deserving,

Bro, you’re swerving,

Let me drive,

Baby, I’ll take you home,

Late night bonfires, good nights,

Kisses, love, and life,

Its summer, you wouldn’t know her, she’s from another school,

Its summer man, love and youth,

Nah, this ain’t about me,

Summer is here, easy, its just a dream,

Summer is here, pies and cream,

Summer is here, I’ll let you get to it,

Good luck,

Ha ha, I hope you get to fuck,

Summer is here, end it on a good note,

Summer is here, I love my mom,

Boy, where are you from?

Summer is here, you're poor, and we have to do construction,

Summer is here, I don't care anymore,

What do I have to fear?

Getting robbed, getting killed, getting fucked by a dude named Julio,

Summer is here, lets hunt for deer,

Summer is here, I'm ready to die,

Wait a moment, first get your fill,

Summer is here, it goes on and on,

Summer is here, whatever, it will come around next year,

Summer is here, I'm going to sleep,

How are the girls?

Don't make a peep, your little brother is asleep,

Summer is here, a good cuck, I love it when there's another guy,

Art, and cumming on this lady's thighs,

Summer is here, office romances, the boss fucking your wife,

Summer is here, bastard try it and I'll take your life,

Summer is here, I came, I saw, I conquered,

I love life,

The fire is burning,

I'm turning red,

Summer is here, I need to be fed,

Summer is here, and where were we lead?

To your bed, your wet lips, the dirtiest sin, and a dream, when will we wed?

Summer is here, let's try it, we'll be a team,

Summer is here, soda and ice cream,

Slurpees, nice, wet and dirty.