Saying Hello

Black and yellow,

Black and white,

Yellow and white,

Okay, that's nice, let's settle here,

Throw in some pink,

Throw in some red,

Yeah, nice, raw,

A dagger sheathe,

A screaming pig,

Wow, what a nice show,

A pumping heart,

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Flowing lava,

All over your face,

Thank you,

It was nice to meet you,

I'm glad I came.

Child Tax

Have I been cheated on before?

I'm a god, that's basically what my life is about,

Everything belongs to me, but does that stop people from fucking, shitting, eating?

Nah, so it hurts my heart,

Whenever I see someone eat a fruit,

Someone else's dick in a girl's mouth,

I cry a river of tears, it should have been me,

Damn you god, it should have been me,

But alas, its inevitable,

In the vast expanse of space, of time,

We're doomed to be fucking several other people, I'll claim everything as mine,

Pick any married couple, married after high school, together for sixty years,

Stretch it out, doomed to separate,

Do you want to bet that these two are parallel lines?

Traveling in the same direction forever?

I’d laugh, I’d cry,

But maybe that difference, is what allowed them to intersect, have sex,

Anyways, I think I’m being cucked,

Truth hurts, butt hurts,

Love hurts, that terrible bitch, the ocean,

And here I thought I loved her,

Guess not, guess I’m doomed to be alone,

Nah man, I don’t want to talk, just leave me alone,

If it was me seeing me, I’d tell myself that’s life, you can do better Kyle,

Whatever, many bitches in the sea, boobies to see, flavours to taste,

Maybe I need Jesus, I need to be saved,

Anyways, have fun fucking, I hope someone’s enjoying life,

It certainly isn’t me.