You have a smoke? Took my light, now I need a toke, some blueberry cheesecake, and my lighter back,

Thank you, here's a smoke,

Hard earned, grappling moves,

Ready, the tree vines, are gnarly,

The dragon claw,

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Said hey there sister,

But he didn't try to twist her,

Claim her, the desire was fire,

Would have roasted her,

Needs to be gentle,

But maybe they can have a moment,

Say hello to grandpa,

He's a grandmaster player,

But the shield maiden said no,

The student said how does it go,

Place your moves, I'll play white,

Black goes second, tongue wrestling,

The grandmaster presses the red button,

Said watch me win,

The vampire said hi, let me meet the twins,

And it was last Friday, when I said,

It went my way,

Plant my flag on the moon,

How about noon,

Soon.