The heavenly dao ripped apart the sky, shearing it in twine like it were vines in a noble man’s garden.

The Babylon Sisters themselves raised hell over the skies of the continent Chicken Coop, roaring into existence in a way they never had in the story prior due to being utterly irrelevant.

“Oh no, the Babylon Sisters!!!” Waifey shouted. “We need to stop them before they destroy the entire universe and rewrite reality in very arbitrary ways.”

“How?”

“Well, I know a Vine Spell designed specifically to attack the Babylon Sisters and them alone... Maybe this will work:

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Nothing happened.

“A devilishly succulent spell,” the Babylon Sisters said in unison, “but we have already countered it.”

“What? How?!”

“We call it the ‘Hey Nineteen’ Method,” they explained, also in unison. “We can block nineteen spells of any caster on the entire planet, since we are the deities and all.”

“Wuweizi,” Xi Go Lo said.

“What?”

“Wueizi,” he repeated. “That’s the name of the world. You must have forgotten.”

“Y-you cur! How dare you suggest we forgot the name of the planet we rule over?”

“How come you didn’t mention it?”

“B-because we were just busy... We just didn’t want to—“

“WIFEY, NOW!”

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“Holy crap!” Xi Go Lo shouted. “That was really powerful!”

But... the future refused to change.

“Mwahahahahahaha,” the Babylon Sisters shouted. “You two masked fiends will never destroy the Root Vine. We have placed it in our world, which is named Wuweizi, for a very important reason.”

“How will we ever get past this barrier?” Xi Go Lo asked.

“I know just the person to call,” said Wifey.

The fighting continued.

The Babylon Sisters rained daos down on the populace and destroyed entire towns with nary a vine in sight.

“Are you going to tell me what person this is?” Xi Go Lo asked.

“No,” said Wifey.

Then they showed up!!!!!!

Cliffhanger ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!