The fighting was fierce.

Among the fast-spoiling meat of the Giant Red Carp which was destroyed minutes prior on this bright sunny day, there was an enormous battle between the three cultivators, Xi Guo Bao, Budou, and Kiwi, our three heroes from the small quaint irrelevant pointless treehouse village of Ghebville, and the mysterious handsome buff muscled pretty sexy green skinned green haired warrior women (and Harold) known as... well, we didn’t know that yet.

There were only two minutes left to write this chapter so we had to absolutely rush things before it got out of hand or before the timer said “ding, time to move onto a new chapter!” What cool things could come from a chapter with this little time left?

Punch kick hit stab punch oof ow ouchie fight boom kick stick out ow oof stream of consciousness fight scene but from the point of view of the people fighting ouw punch eek ouch I’m dead oof help boom yeah I win ouch punch kick punch kick punch kick vine whip slash punch kick stab punch unconscious dead

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Then one of the green women shouted a spell of some sort, using some mysterious vinary language:

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Honestly, in the end, the trio got their asses handed to them and were captured in just a few minutes.