It turns out, Jeff found, that they each got a room, His is room R28 while Rachiel got R27. Inside the room appeared to be a rather large apartment. With the roof over twenty feet high and well over a thousand square feet. The open door to the side showed a rather comfortable toilet with what appeared to be toilet paper right beside it. On the far side of the room was a bed. On one side of it was a desk with some paper and a quill and ink bottle and some dressers and on the other side were empty armor and weapon racks. Opposite from the bathroom door was a kitchen table with several plates and bowls of food ready to be eaten. In addition to the table was a note on the wall beside three levers. Finally, on the wall of the entrance, there was a blue stone he quickly found was used to dim the lights and reverse the effect. He noticed a similar stone on the desk beside the bed. There were several notices, message boards, and instructions on the wall as well.

Gathering all the notes and instructions only took him a minute, including the ones in the bathroom telling him how to use said bathroom’s amenities. This was done at the protest of his stomach, which he realized was empty seeing the buffet. He did not bother reading anything till he chowed down two plates of greens, a rather sizable t-bone steak well cooked and seasoned, and half an apple pie. They did not skimp on the wine either. Which was cool and soothing helping everything else go down. Considering what to do with the other half of the meal left untouched he decided to look at the notes.

‘ Greeting Champion,

If you are reading this, you got reborn in a new world. Like I was. Okay, maybe I skipped the ‘death’ and ‘rebirth’ part, but I was isekaied as well. My name is Master Artificer Travis and then add a few titles and such... Yada yada I been here for over twenty years. I know what going through your head, and it was my idea for the Resort and everything that goes into it.

First, if you are one of those ‘selfish pricks’. You know that asshole that always messes over everybody else because ‘they have it sooo bad’ and whatnot... poser, please. You all are in the same boat. Take the stick out of your ass and use it as a fucking paddle and contribute. I am telling you right now, these demons are the real deal. There is no succubus wifu for you to woo (who is secretly the demon lord’s daughter) and marry. Somehow changing her ways and yada yada... you know the deal. These are semi-intelligent beings who have a murder boner that makes any homicidal maniac back in your home world would envy. And those are the grunt and file cannon fodder. The stronger ones are much MUCH worse.

Stolen novel; please report.

Now, to you clever idiots who are thinking about bringing gunpowder, laser weapons, or some other future sci-fi bullshit. Don’t bother. I tried, previous summoned heroes have tried. (Records show one was a fucking genius chemist. And he could not make black powder. Magicing that shit does not work either. SORRY, not sorry!!!) Besides that stuff gets super expensive and works up to about level 50... before you need national strategic resources levels of material to just make something that does damage. Believe me, I paid off my summoning debt within a year, and I can barely afford some of the good shit at times. We are talking millions of gold crowns. Just to get your foot into the door.

Moving on to the edge lords, you know who you are. If you take this seriously, and I hope you do, then what you want to do is pull the middle rope and call a servant to tell them that you messed up on your information sheet. And hope to whatever god you believe in that they have not said screw it and started processing. Then you really are screwed. Best case, you just lied about your name and did not give much else detail. So your name will officially be whatever you told them. Worst case they collar your ass just to skip on the headache they know you will cause. And believe me, they will. This is their lives, homes, and families we are dealing with.

Next, supports, this part is specially written for you all. Everyone else will get their own version based on what group they are in. Anyways, supports. I hope you picked something with some kind of combat utility because you will not be in the rear with the gear safe with the supplies. They can and will put you right behind the front-line fighters. Your best bet is to find a front liner and become subservent to them. Because no one is going to give two farts about you otherwise.

That being said, you have the most important role as well... because screw them, that's why. Healers kinda get a priority break here. Ten guardians will give their lives to keep a healer alive, why because they are a DAMN HEALER. Healers are literally the angels of life and death on the battlefield. A screwup of a healer could at least keep one person standing for a time. That is time for a meatshield to be a meatshield while someone more important catches their breath or recovers from a nasty blow.

Next in the priority list buffer. People who increase defense or decrease an enemy's attack for example. If you are smart you will make one of these people your friend. Because, if there are no healers nearby, these pricks will be your best bet to making it out of whatever shit you are in...

The list went on for another few class types before Jeff got to the last one.

Last, but not least, summoners. Long story short, these people are wild cards...