Author; So Eileen, if I could grant you one wish...

Eileen; I'm the one with the cosmic pow...

*Author takes away Eileen's powers*

Author; *wink wink*

Eileen; I hate you!

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What displays next is when an author and a muse decide to square off - Eileen and the author continue in a grand martial staring contest that lasts roughly seventy-two years, but due to the forces that make up story timelines, it happens in less than a second.

Just as we think that Eileen is about to win, a leaf blows in her face and she is forced to wince.

Author; You lose Eileen.

Eileen; I want a rematch.

Author; Sooo, if you were to be granted one wish what would it...

Eileen; Queen!

Author: Queen?

Eileen; Queen Augustus of the Kingdom of Mantara!

Author; I smell a story coming on.

Eileen; Hey, wait!

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*fadeout*