When we last left our hero and muse, they were interviewing each other, building each other up, and trying to come up with a decent name and back story. What wonders will never cease as they try to figure each other out and maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to create a story for the two. So where were we?

Eileen: I see I have a new name.

Writer Elite: Indeed. Eileen was better than Ellis, and it looks so cute on you now.

[eileen gets all fluttery and stars and hearts appear all over here]

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Eileen: I love you ma...

Writer Elite: I need a name. How does Steven or Master Cannon sound?

Eileen: How about something that sounds not normal?

Writer Elite: I'm at a loss.

Eileen: Writer Elite, you make me cry.

Writer Elite: ...

Writer Elite: What else is on the agenda?

Eileen: I really like this gown, it makes me look angelic.

Writer Elite: I didn't say you were going to be a ditz.

Eileen: <3

Writer Elite: Anyway, do you have a last name?

Eileen: I do.

Writer Elite: Would you quit acting like you are in love with me.

Eileen: We're not getting anywhere like this. Thanks for the name!

[writer elite just walks out]