Yozuki: Yozuki here, and before we continue, I need a name change. This username is old, unoriginal and I prefer something different.

Ellis: Didn't you have a gamer username?

Yozuki: Aye, but I'm not interesting in using facets of my other life.

Ellis: Then?

Yozuki: What do you recommend for a name?

Ellis: Roman is a very romantic name!

[note Ellis holding hands together with stars in her eyes]

Yozuki: If you are done melting, I want to know one other thing. Is roman your boyfriend?

Ellis: Absolutely not, it's my dog!

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Yozuki: Liar.

Ellis: Okay, he's a pig out back...

Yozuki: Figures.

Ellis: Your new name is Fulken Marspike!

Yozuki: Crimson Machette is also a good name.

[Ellis makes a nasty face]

Yozuki: I just had this bright idea.

Ellis: That is?

Yozuki: I'm watching an anime, and a scene of some characters sculpting angels came up.

Ellis: ...

[Yozuki grin]

Ellis: You're not going to change me are you?

Yozuki: Yeah. You get wings, and you lose the ears. How divine.

Ellis: Noooo!

[Ellis grows a pair of wings and tries them on for size]

Yozuki: k. Now I feel like the cosmic auth...

Ellis: You are the elite author, not the cosmic author. That is too cliched.

Yozuki: Right, elite author it is. Now what personage and name does the elite writer have?

Ellis: Elite Writer? You are full of cupcakes.

Yozuki: You lack profanity, very good.

[Ellis is silent and looks down a the ground, somehow she's now in a gown]

Ellis; I don't like this. [whine]

Yozuki: Would you have rather been a nutjob story that never evolved?

Ellis; Even worse!

Yozuki; Good. [yozuki pets ellis on the head]

Musumune Elite; I like this name on for size.

Ellis; Scary man is changing names and the universe as he writes!

Musumune Elite; Until next time!