When last we left our author, his muse had taken control of his writing responsibilities. Now he would be the one turned into a character, no longer would he be the author, and he would be her muse instead. If there was ever a sense of irony, this would be it. Let's join them now to see what happens.
Eileen: Hi~ I'm the writer now~ <3
Writer: Disgusting.
Eileen: The former writer seems to be very tense.
Former Writer: Very tense.
Former Writer: Quit changing my name.
Eileen: <3
Romantic Writer: Not cool Eileen. There is a law somewhere about muses taking over the responsibility of the writer.
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Eileen: <3
Eileen: Your new name should be Reyes.
Reyes: Terrible.
Eileen: I did want to do rise, like angelic, but it was just so... not you~
Reyes: This could be a problem.
Eileen: Rez is also a good name.
Rez: I kind of like it.
Eileen: Good. Now about that sidekick.
Rez: He'll probably need to be invincible and indestructable. I can see you forcing things upon him that shouldn't be needed.
Eileen: <3
Eileen: <333
Sidekick: Hi.
Rez: That's it?
Eileen: He's so cute isn't he?
Rez: He looks like a sidekick to me.
Eileen: we should give him a name.
Rez: This is outside of my control
Eileen: I know <3
Rez: Those hearts are annoying.
Eileen: <333
Rez: So the sidekick looks like a stableboy out of the middle ages.
Eileen: No he doesn't.
Rez: Yes he does, and he has a black belt. I can see where this little story is going to go.
Sidekick: I pitch manure.
[Eileen suddenly loses her romantic spirit and her mood sinks]
Rez: You don't look happy.
Eileen: You're too cruel, you know that?
Rez: We should probably take Eileen down to the local pub or something.
Sidekick: She'll need to lose the wings for that.
Eileen: No you don't!
[Rez gets this evil look]
[Fadeout]