When we last left our author, the Writer Elite, he was setting up a backdrop with his muse, the angel, Eileen. Eileen has been discerned to have green hair, carry a white gown at all times, and she seems to be a bit whimsical and has a cutsey note she is not afraid to spew at people. Perhaps creating the interview and muse process was a bad idea. Let's tune in to find out.

Writer Elite: Once again, we are here with me, the writer, and the muse, Eileen.

Eileen: Did you just say writer, and not elite?

Writer: I guess that is settled then.

Eileen: At the rate we're going, we need to have a third character that is more of a sidekick.

Writer: That works. We'll also make you the star of the story.

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Eileen: Of course you'll need to be a self insertion.

Writer: Hmm, I'm not a fan of Larry Stu or Mary Sue type characters.

Eileen: It's in the name of entertainment, and it's not like you are perfect.

Writer: Good point.

Writer: How does the name Mars Willhill sound?

Eileen: The guy from Tales of Phantasia?

Writer: That sounds like copyright infringement, best to stay away from that one.

Eileen: It is fantasy oriented. Wasn't his name also capable of being Malice Willhill after romanization?

Writer: So it would seem.

Writer: I'm at a complete loss now. What about the third character?

Eileen: Male, young, boy, sidekick.

Writer: ...

Eileen: You're name is going to be... Thunder McNally.

writer: I've bitten off more than I can chew, my muse has a mind of her own now.

Eileen: And we'll have a cottage off in an island retreat, it'll be just off of the beach and hidden in some woods! It'll be romantic~!

Writer: The muse is not allowed to make out with the wr...

[Eileen promptly tackles the writer and hearts appear all over]

Eileen: Until next time!

Writer: Yes, unti...

[Eileen takes the Writer's pen and assumes authorship]

Eileen: Mwahaha.