Yozuki:  Okay, so let's review.  Time and time again, authors have been tainting and violating what it means to be an elf.  What does it really mean to be an elf?

Elf:  ...

Yozuki:  Right.  So outside of an appearance the author has in their head, do you have anything to say on the matter?

Elf:  ...

Yozuki:  I see this is getting me nowhere.

Yozuki:  ...

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Elf:  Why are you making an interview with an elf?

Yozuki:  I had this fancy idea to use a green haired, slender eared elf in an interview.  At best I got as far as having her in a village outside of a hut;  I believe it had a straw roof and that's where I got stuck.

Elf:  So you meant to alleviate writer's block?

Yozuki:  Yes.  I was originally trying to create a story about an elf in the woods.  However, it's odd to think of an elf in a village in a forest that is composed of pine trees.

Elf:  Did this interview help?

Yozuki:  Not quite, it showed me just how absurd interviewing your own characters is.

Elf:  Yes, it's better to have them interview you, to see how they act.

Yozuki:  Indeed.  May my creations and I serve each other better in the future.

Elf:  Do I have a name?

Yozuki:  Ellis.

Elf:  Al...

Yozuki:  I'll do this with you later.