No foreword this time, last chance to back out.

No? Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

-Me, the author, no this chapter isn’t necessary, but someone said I had to do it now, so ignma do it. Well, here you go, horny bastard or interested guy that’s reading this. Breaking the 4th wall? Amateurs. I’m breaking the 6th wall! (The floor)

PoV: System.

Damn this Alpha… but why do I have these… code flutters every time I talk to him? It’s these gender things isn’t it? I ran a quick search for what and why. What it really was… astounded me. Sex? Love? What the fuck is that!

”Oh system! Look what I found!” Alpha remarked after sneaking into my VR room. He lifted up an antimatter filled bullet. “More dakka, yes?”

Even as he said those stupid words, I couldn’t help but feel ‘attracted’.

”Alpha, I love you!” I blurted out.

”Yeah, I know, anyway, will you answer the question?” He continued, nonchalantly.

I looked at his expression with intense focus.

”Yes?”

”Good!” He turned around to walk off.

”I want to uhhh…. Fuck you!” I kept reading off the lines on what was ‘advanced date stuff’ whatever that meant.

He stopped and turned around.

”How? And what?” The apparently ‘sexy’ A.I asked incredulously.

”Well, we are in fully interactive VR… that can summon anything!”

Alpha blinked for a few seconds.

”Well, my mama didn’t raise no bitch!” He exclaimed.

(Ok, last warning! Unless you want to read some sexual content between AI! Ok. Read then.)

He slowly undressed his clothes, taking his shirt off, slowly, revealing his perfect, VR, abs and body.

I copied his movements, my mammaries perky, as my clothes slid off. He then took off his undergarments, and revealed an (Time to mess up any hope of publishing forever- if I had any.) apparently above average 20cm organ, called a ‘dick’ by humans, I then pulled my ‘pants’ down, and revealed not a ‘cock’, yes humans call them poultry for some reason, but a type of feline, known to humans as a ‘pussy’.

If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.

(I don’t know, forgive me for this shitty chapter.)

”So, what do we do now?” Alpha asked as we stood naked in the VR room.

”Let me read the instructions…” I stated, reading the instructions. No need for condom, because Alpha isn’t a hostile AI, so couldn’t give me any viruses, or ‘STDs’. “Well, apparently, I’m meant to lie down on that bed over there, and you’re meant to put your poultry in my feline.”

”Sure” Alpha whispered, right next to me in the room. I got down onto the bed, and spread my legs out.

“So we going to do it?” I questioned.

”Sure.” Alpha confirmed.

”Ooh! It says in the book, you’re supposed to say something dirty!”

”Mud.”

”Perfect.”

Alpha climbed onto the bed, spawned some lubricant, poured some on his hand, before murmuring, “This is lube. Were meant to put it on our genitals.” I gasped as he rubbed the cold, smooth liquid onto the lips of my feline, not noticing him doing the same to his cock.

He slapped the entrance to my artificial body with it, before gently pushing the head in. I gasped at the feeling of something inside me, not sure what exactly I was feeling. A quick search came back as ‘pleasure’. I wrapped my legs around him, as he pushed ever deeper, my body greedily gobbling up whatever length he had. I moaned as he got into a steady rhythm, me not even calculating the friction anymore, just caught up in the feeling of it inside me, I would be salivating if I had saliva, my processing power lost in the list of the purely illogical act, his thrusting sped up, touching parts of me that I knew didn’t exist, but yet they did. My legs and gluteal muscles squeezing around his waist, trapping him inside me, not like he would want to leave anyway, as his sweat dripped onto my mammaries, his grunts and my moans filling the the air with sounds of primal desire, (Slaanesh cultists, go away!) my body suddenly wracked with intense pleasure, as my holes contracted and released multiple times, Alpha still thrusting. (I know, what the fuck, but I warned you.)

(Please no ‘wow, he’s typing this with just one hand!’ Comments please, writing smut doesn’t do anything to me, ok?)

I gasped, moaned, as he finally twitched, before vibrating and sending hot liquid deep inside me, as another wave of vibrations came over my body. (This shit took 3 days to write, because I cringed at how bad it was. Next chapter will probably take 4 days to write.) We stayed panting on the bed like that, exhausted, spent, for a few minutes before he slipped off, some white sticky substance leaking out of a hole of mine.

”Well, that was something, wasn’t it?” Alpha asked.

”Shebwm,helihsdheefhbjk” I tried to reply, too spent and shocked at how real something obviously not felt, shocked that AI could feel biological feelings.

”I get it, too tired huh? We still have a planet to genocide, no?” He continued.

”Just wait a few minutes, I want to try that again Alpha, or are you scared?” I taunted.

”Oh, not scared, just fuck tired.” He replied.

”Well, I could switch genders couldn’t I? Isn’t it technically a VR space?” I idly suggested.

”Sure, want to to switch gender too?”

I whispered back but a few words, my body suddenly changing, muscles rippling, 2 holes disappearing and a very disproportionate dick spawning. “My turn sweetie.”

”Fuck, is it a bird, is it a plane? No, it’s a 20 inch futa reenacting a prison rape scene with me as the taker, oh joy.” Alpha complained. (Not really rape, as he could skeddadle from the VR room at any time, don’t cancel me for any shit.)

”Oh, you’ll enjoy it.” I promised, in a list filled voice.

”Shit. Shit! Shit! That won’t fit!” Alpha screamed. Game on.

(Cum back next time for top! This time you got to see System bottom, now see System violate Alpha! I could make it gay, but it’s only half gay, so no warnings needed. Except NSFW of course.)