Caleb spent thousands of years on the field coming up with new and bizarre plants that could do just about anything if given enough time. He specifically made it so they wouldn't get out of control during his time wandering, creating, or sleeping. One could pierce the sky with their height and reach the edges of the atmosphere, another could reach the bottom of the oceans and live off of the hydrothermal vents that line the ocean floors.

One of his favorite creations could absorb water and then spray it from its flowers, almost like a natural sprinkler. It was an amazing alternative to creating lakes as the roots would burrow down into underground rivers and cenotes for water instead of absorbing rainfall or water above a certain level of ground unless it was absolutely necessary for its survival.

None of his fields had sprouted yet as the land was a wasteland but that would change once he made it back to his forest's edge. He would forcibly give the area a path for nutrients to gather so there would always be a way for the fields to grow. Once settled, the plants would begin to grow at a pace discernable by even the most slow-witted of animals.

Caleb finished planting the final area and turned to look at the mountain. He would come back to create a dazzling sight once he was done bringing life to the world. That would also give time for him to settle on one plan instead of matching the mountain to the fields.

With the entire land from the edge of the forest to the foot of the mountain covered in an innumerable amount of plant species that eventually begin creating their own variants with time, he began his trek back to the edge. As the way back was full of seeds and wishing no harm to any of the new species he created, he began to morph his body so that no harm would come to the fields.

Caleb began by thinning and lengthening the branches that made up his body and stretching out hundreds of different tendrils that replaced his feet as he rolled most of his body into a ball and then grew out a large, thick leaf that would cover most football stadium roofs. He folded the leaf on itself to make a shape similar to a lightbulb and began to change the leaf by cutting holes along the side and the very top.

Once that was done, he forced all of the water out of one of his tendrils and constricted it with 2 others. The tendrils began to rub around the branch until it heated up enough to start smoking. Another tendril directly put oxygen inside of the wrap until enough of it had caught that it began to barely flicker. Caleb then began to grow very thin and small grass that he then drained and added to the branch. Once it had started blazing properly, he left the tip of the branch just under the leaf and allowed all of the heat to gather inside.

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Once he made sure the flame wasn't going out, he added thick plant resin that made the flames instantly swell. He then began to exert force throughout all of his feet and leaped hundreds of meters into the air, leaving small craters speckled throughout the mountain's bottom region where his feet used to be.

While in the air, he began to stabilize himself so he didn't plummet or begin rising further than he was already. Once he had balanced it out, he began to turn the tendrils at a rapid pace and began to move. He would reach the edge of the forest in about an hour so he began to wait.

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"17,396!"

"17,397!"

"17,398!"

The audience just sat there, with eyes akin to a dead fish.

"17,399!"

It didn't seem like it would end anytime soon.

"17,400! YEAH!!"

At first, they wanted to cry, but after all this time they didn't think they could even put the effort into doing that anymore.

"17,401!"

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Ardgon had been a loyal retainer for years for Her Majesty and had even sacrificed his manhood to stay by her side when she got married but to think that her husband was actually a wife. The royalty had been together for over 5 years now and Her Majesty had even given birth to a healthy girl already. He couldn't understand how such a thing could have happened if they were both women.

He didn't know how to refer to the woman standing before him as there couldn't possibly be two, 'Her Majesty's.' "E-excuse me, your majesty? Are you His Majesty. . ?"

The woman looked at him in confusion and looked down at herself before looking back at him with a raised eyebrow. "Do I look like a man? To think you've been with her for so long and can't even recognize the body of a woman." At that, Ardgon blushed with embarrassment and asked, "What happened to you then? Why are you suddenly a woman?"

To that, she looked at him with a questioning look, "I've always been a woman, are you okay Ardgon? Maybe we should get you checked, I don't know what she's been making you do, but for you to be in such a genuine state of confusion I can only imagine the mental strain you're in to confuse dream with reality."

Ardgon looked around then met her gaze and said, "I haven't done anything strenuous lately at all and as for the matter of confusing your gender I refuse to say I'm confused. Many of my memories wouldn't make sense if you were a woman. Like the time we had to share lodging at an inn when you were inspecting the local lord's territory or the time you told me your past of self-hatred for having bisexual tastes. And I can't forget the reason I'm a eunuch in the first place either."

The woman looked at him with great confusion at that. "You're not a eunuch, come here." She grabbed him by the collar and sat him down in a chair and pulled his pants and underwear down despite his struggle and shouts of defiance, only to see that both his penis and testicles were removed. Her eyes bulged and she looked at his face.

She then gasped with a look of horror and said, "You still have your virgin yang. How is that possible?!"