Haruto was just a regular NEET, happily wasting away in his tiny apartment—until a cosmic system error accidentally maxed out all his stats and threw him into a medieval fantasy world. Sounds great, right? Wrong. The Adventurer’s Guild won’t let him register because he’s too strong and would break the ranking system. Regular jobs reject him because he’s too perfect—his handwriting is suspiciously flawless, his cooking causes magical explosions, and his blacksmithing is so legendary that the masters retire out of shame. Even criminals don’t want him because he’s so stealthy that he accidentally robbed a noble’s mansion just by walking past it. Now broke, jobless, and completely unhireable, Haruto is just trying to live a peaceful life. But society refuses to let him be a NEET. To make things worse, Lilia, the new Demon Lord, has decided that he’s the only man worthy of standing by her side—whether as her general or her husband. Can Haruto find a normal job before he accidentally becomes the strongest unemployed king in history?