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Birb in space (Oh no)

Kanako presses another button on the panel and speaks into a microphone

“Ahem, Miss Utsuho can you hear me?”

The now named Utsuho gets up and looks around for a person to have said it “eh? Where are you.. Oh no! My master warned me about this! U-uhm how did it go again? Oh right! Ahem” she puts on an uncharacteristically serious face

“THEY'RE IN THE WALLS! THEY'RE IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!”

Suwako takes the mic from Kanako angrily as Kanako facepalms at Utsuho's stupidity

“NO YOU DAMN IDIOT!” Suwako takes a deep breath and tries to calm down

“We are in a separate room speaking to you through a microphone”

Kanako puts her hand on suwako’s shoulder “Listen, i know this is really important but if this doesn't work we still have other options ok? So don't make the nuclear powered hell raven scared ok?”

Utsuho looks around confused “uhm.. Ok i don't really get it”

Kanako turns to Suwako “since you're so angry i'll let you activate the training bots ok?”

“With fu##### PLEASURE!” Suwako slams her hand into a button that presumably releases said training robots, all of which have varying designs seemingly resembling different monsters, CRACK she accidentally breaks the control panel with how hard she slammed the button.

Suwako realizes what happens and Suwako and kanako looks at each other and says at the same time “...fu##”

Alarms blear as tons of holes open up in the white room containing Utsuho and she pancakes as everything turns red and loud noises start blaring

“U-uhm m-ma’am? W-what's happening? Am I in trouble? P-please help!” Utsuho makes an ‘eep!’ sound as she narrowly ducks a claw from a robot. “N-no! Don't hurt me! I've been good right?!” she keeps narrowly escaping harm by haphazardly throwing herself in random dodges, on the upside she can actually walk and run now…

Kanako and Suwako panics as they try to find a way to get Utsuho out of there safely since not only would Utsuho dying mean they lose a potential major power source but also the girls master, one of the most feared people in the universe would be pissed if she died

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“U-uhm Utsuho don't worry we're gonna try to get you outta there don't panic and try to fight back or something!” Kanako yells into the half working mic in a panic as she starts slamming her fists into the one way glass with thunderous BAMs

“I-i’m scared! I-i didn't do anything bad! Why am I being punished?!”

Utsuho continues to run around like a chicken with its head cut off, she gets scratched a few times but is largely ok…. For now

Suwako gets an idea and grabs the mic “uhm listen if you beat up all the bad robots you'll… uh.. shi## uhm.. Oh you'll get a treat!” She says hoping that she can use Utsuho's stupidity and pet mentality to get her to defend herself

Utsuho suddenly stops moving “Treat?... I like treats… ooh! And treats mean no punishment!” Suwako nods a bunch even though utsuho cant see her “Yes! You'll get all the treats you want j-just don't stand there like an idiot and fight back!”

Utsuho turns around and slams the surprisingly heavy arm cannon attached to her right arm into a robot that jumped at her with a loud bang as it got sent flying back into a wall and makes an indent in the wall

Utsuho does a little jump like a game character completing a level with her arm cannon pointed up “Yeah! I did it! Are you proud of me? Ooh! Do I get my treat now?!” She says really excitedly

Meanwhile Kanako is finally cracking the glass

Suwako yells into the microphone "NO YOU IDIOT DON'T LOSE FOCUS THERE'S MO-!” She gets cut off as a different robot designed to be like a gorilla shoulder bashes Utsuho and slams her into a wall

“OW! O-ow n-no i.. I don't want pain… stop it, leave me alone!” Utsuho say while backing up fearfully while tears swell up in her eyes from fear and pain

The robot gorilla holds its thick arms above its head as its about to finish her off

“N-no! I-i don’t wanna die! Leave me alone! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!” She shouts as she aims her arm cannon at the robot and power floods her body and into the cannon before… BBBBZZZZZOOOOOOOWWWWW a beam of nuclear power eradicates all the robots in the room

But the excess amounts of radiation triggers a fail safe in the room and Suwako takes notice of it “Sh##! Kanako! The fail safe, we added in case she went out of control, so FU##### STOP TRYING TO BREAK THE GODDAMN WINDOW BEFORE WE GET SUCKED INTO SPACE WITH HER!” she shouts at Kanako to get her to stop

Then the white room has a wall completely detach and utsuho gets sucked into the vacuum of space

“SH## Suwako! Get a way to have her get to a planet if she dies her owner is gonna make our lives a living hell!” Suwako starts looking over manuals and different controllers

“Im fu##### working on it!” “well work faster you dumb bi###! This is your fault anyway” “yeah i know just shu- FOUND IT” She presses a button and a pod looking thing shoots out into space and grabs utsuho before putting her inside itself to protect her from space

Kanako freezes and looks at Suwako with a blank face “Did you just do that? Really out of all the emergency pods you happened to pick the only one that's completely randomized on where it sends you?!” she says with a tone promising violence

“... Ok i don't have an excuse for that…”