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Birb goes racing

Utsuho is walking around the hell pits which is where grave robbers like Rin Dump corpses to fuel hell's fire. She's looking Around at all the different stalls but they're mostly just car parts and stuff for the Grave robbers to improve their vehicles

“Uhm Rin? Why are you the only one Using a wheelbarrow instead of an actual car or truck?” Utsuho does her confused head tilt as she asks this

“It's because this wheelbarrow was a gift from my pops, and I refuse to use anything else. Besides it works well and it can carry more in one load than other people… and since its smaller i can swerve around and turn better”

Utsuho looks at her with the most deadpan of deadpans

“So… it helps you speed easier?” They both look at each other the Rin does a little nod but then they start hearing obnoxiously loud music as Rin starts to look as if she just swallowed something sour

“Oh dear god not these fu##heads” Utsuho tilts her head again “Who?”

Right as she asks that the most gaudy solid gold motorcycle pulls up blaring way to loud music. A short girl with orange hair is riding it wearing equally gaudy and trashy jewelry

“Oh oh oh oh! Look what we have here~! A trashy kitty with a shi### cart~!” She speaks in a extremely condescending and mocking tone

“What do you want Joon?” Rin asks in an obviously pissed off tone

“Nothing much… Just to remind you how poor you are and how shi# your wheelbarrow is… anyway i need to get to the grave runner. Tata~” Joon speeds off

“Ugh I hate that bi###, She never leaves me the hell alone… She's not even rich! Its all fake jewelry from the fu##### Dollar Store!” Rin is fuming as she rants and stomps around

“What's a grave runner?” Utsuho does her little head tilt again

“Oh right you wouldn't know, anyway a grave runner is like a big race for grave robbers like me, there's a big cash prize and parts for your vehicle…”

“Let's do it! I always watch those races on the tv! They looked so cool as the cars went varoom!” Utsuho mimes driving and does bad imitations of a racer

“Actually… yeah! Let's do it! We're gonna join the grave runner!.. Also I kinda need some new parts and cash…” Rin gets fired up at the thought of beating Joon and rubbing that gaudy BI###’s face in her victory!

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“Onward!” Utsuho starts dragging Rin in the good direction

“Uhm utsuho? Do you even know where we're going? Its South from here” Utsuho turns to the right after hearing that and goes North!

“Nope behind you” Utsuho turns around and goes south

— — — ~Line break/Time skip~ — — —

At the Grave Runner race with all the others racers waiting to start

Utsuho looks around at all the other vehicle and racer, as she sits in the wheelbarrow and Rin stands in position to start pushing, there is about thirty other people and the track isn't really a track it's just a cave system that's apparently full of technological beasts that got dumped by their creators since they were defected

The starter stands on his life guard platform thing and holds the starter pistol up

“3! 2! 1! GO GO GO!”

Everyone immediately starts driving with Utsuho and Rin being in the back of the pack since… its a wheelbarrow, as sci-fi it is it's still a wheelbarrow that needs to be pushed and Rin can't match a motorcycle going over a thousand miles per hour

“Oh no... we're going way too slow! Why did I do this? Im such a fu##### IDIOT! Why did I even try?! I'm just gonna lose and give Joon more to mock me with!” Utsuho frowns hearing her friend talk bad about herself and then she gets an idea

“Wait a second! I got an idea!” She manavours herself into a position where her cannon is facing behind them, she feels the, now familiar rush of power as she blasts a beam of energy behind then and the speed up way more than Utsuho expected and now they're going like two thousand miles an hour

“WHAT THE SH##!” Rin panics as she stops running and just tries to hole on

“TOO FAST! TOO FU##### FAST”

Utsuho starts laughing as they zoom around and start passing people they're in about 14th place now.

“W-wait! We're actually gaining on her! W-we can win!” Rin starts looking excited as they can finally actually see Joon who’s in first place as they hit a jagged piece of rock that works as a ramp and fly over her.

Joon hears yelling behind her and looks back to see them flying over her head.

“WHAT THE HELL!? That poor daughter of a bast###!” She slams on the gas and presses a button, activating the rockets on the back of the bike because of course they exist.

Rin and Utsuho notice Joon starting to pass them and now Rin knows they have a chance at winning so she's not gonna give up.

She slams her feet into the ground and starts actually running with the cart instead of hanging on for dear life, Utsuho puts more power into her cannon to make them go faster.

They're neck and neck but then they get to the deepest part of the cavern and mechanical beasts finally start showing up, some shoot at them, others rush and try to slash at them.

Utsuho acts as the power while Rin steers and maneuvers their way through the horde of mechanical beasts, Joon meanwhile only has herself and plows through the beasts and rides on the walls or ceiling to avoid what she couldn't just drive through.

But… a few moments later Rin tripped on a rock sticking out at an awkward angle in the ground, as it turns out going about two thousands miles an hour and tripping hurts a lot and is not good for your foot.

“AH! FU## SHI## SON OF A CU##” Rin breaks her foot and falls over