Meanwhile With Utsuho
Utsuho is currently incredibly confused and dizzy as she sits in the pod
“Ugh, I feel sick… like when i ate that off brand bird food master got one time… all natural my butt”
The pod smashes into a planet and the doors open as Utsuho flops out onto her face “oof.. Ow my face..” she gets up and rubs her head in pain “Where am i anyway? Oh man, I knew I should have paid attention to those planet lesson thingies!”
she starts hearing a noise in the distance, a combination of excited yelling and a wheelbarrow “Hm? What's that- OH DEAR- OOF!”
She gets hit by a really fancy wheelbarrow and she falls into the wheelbarrow as she gets overwhelmed by the smell of rotting meat. The owner of the wheelbarrow notices “What? You're not dead! Get out of my cart!” they say despite still going well over ‘safe’ speed
“What?! Are you nuts! This is going way too fast, I'm not jumping out!” Utsuho Screams in a panic as she grips the sides of the wheelbarrow with a white knuckle since the other arm is well… a cannon
“Oh dear- FINE!” The person stops the wheelbarrow and dumps Utsuho out. Utsuho can now get a good look at the crazy person that was going like 170 miles per hour on a wheelbarrow, they seem to be a girl with red hair and looks about Utsuho's age at 18 or somewhere around there
“What? Ya see something ya like? Anyway the names Orin Kaenbyou, but I go by Rin, and they call me ‘hells traffic accident’ because I go to fast or something”
“Uhm ok miss Rin where.. Where am i?” Utsuho asks incredibly confused and disoriented “What, whaddya mean ‘where are you?’ you're on one of the capitals in space!” Utshuho tilts her head confusedly “A capital? I think I heard master talk about that before… but I wasn't paying much attention”
“The hell ya mean?! How do you not know what a capital is? Well, I guess I gotta explain then.” Rin stands up and puffs out her chest in a proud way, probably happy to be on the lecturing side of this
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“Yes miss Rin! Utsuho reporting at attention!” Utsuho does a little salute but accidentally ends up smacking herself in the face with her cannon “o-ow” she rubs her head in pain
Rin sweat drops and looks at Utsuho “You're uh.. You're a bit of a bird brain aint ya? Well anyway like i was saying, a capital is a planet that has so many people and stuff it needs a Hakurei exterminator, for us our exterminator is Sendai Hakurei. So she is basically a peacekeeper of sorts but she mostly just deals with people being nuisances, like the people who have been trying to escape hell recently. Then you have incidents which are the biggest like… ruler or something, most of the time they’re second only to the Hakurei”
Utsuho tilts her head “Escape hell? Is there multiple or something because on my planet I live in the hell palace with my master and her other pets” Rin sighs as she realizes she's gonna be here a while
“Yeah, every planet has a different set of after lives. Mostly because differing planets have different morals and social norms” Rin explains as she grabs her wheelbarrow again “Oh yeah I meant to ask earlier but who's your master? You mentioned them before”
Utsuho gets excited at the idea of bragging about her master to her new sorta unwilling friend “Oh she's great! Her name is Miss Satori!”
Rin freezes as she speaks in a kinda scared and shaky voice “W-wait.. S-satori? As in Satori Komeiji?! One of the most feared incidents besides the Yakumo’s and Iberaki Douji?!”
Utsuho nods rapidly “Mhm! That's my master! She's really nice and pretty~”
Rin starts sweating as she realizes she can't just ditch Utsuho here since that risks pissing of her master, She lets out a resigned sigh “well since that's the case I can't just leave you here… c'mon i'll take you to the capital I need to air purifiers anyway”
“Ok!”
Rin and Utsuho walk to the capital, getting to know each other along the way. They finally get to the capital and it looks like a giant city surrounded by walls with lasers, turrets, and guards. There a huge gate with a guard manning it
“Halt! Explain yourselves Youkai, you have no purpose here” The guard yells with an authoritative tone.
Rin rolls her eyes “Oi numbnuts! I'm here every week! You know why I'm here and what I do so open the damn gate you greasy, vest wearing, monkey!”
“That doesn't explain the hell raven!” Rin doubletakes as if the guard is an idiot “The hell you mean it doesn't explain her!? I dump corpses into hell's fire to keep it burning. What do you think I'm doing with a HELL raven?!”
Utsuho looks between them kinda confused “u-uhm sir c-could we please come in, Please~!” Utsuho makes herself look as cute and innocent as possible” The guard blushes and coughs “y-yes of course you may i'm sorry for waiting your time” “thank you~” he hugs the guard before walking in as a stunned Rin follows behind her
“W-what was that?” Rin asks since she's incredibly confused on how that happened since normally it's a pain in the arse to get in the capital
“hehe i have perfected the ‘look cute and innocent to get treats’ act! It's really hard to do it on my master though…”
“Oh…” Rin just awkwardly shuts up and leads the way. “Well first things first we should probably get you some spell cards… After all you do have a Danmaku”
“A Danmaku? Oh do you mean this?” she clumsily lifts her arm cannon “It's so heavy it's like a third leg!”
“Yeah that's right… Also you should totally keep calling it that. Anyway we need to get to the Hakurei so we can get you, your spell cards and get you authorized” Rin talks while grabbing air fresheners and oil as well as other miscellaneous items like toilet paper and toothpaste