* - Teleportation successful. No further problems have occurred during or after your

teleportation.

- Welcome to your brave new world! It is filled with danger around every corner, amazing

new locations to be discovered, and an exciting new civilization to see.

- And you’re dead. Well great, aren't you an overachieving go-getter? Well, I might as well

take the time to explain a little bit about your ability to respawn while you are in the time out

zone. So, while most people would just be dead when they die, you get to feel all of the pain

of death but you also get to enjoy the benefit of never truly dying.

- The perks don't stop there. Every time you die you get just a little bit more powerful. You

gain an increase of 0.01% per each death. This will increase when you manage to survive

for four full days without dying.

- Last but not least, let's talk about your respawn timer. It's set at ten seconds currently, but

again, this will change when you prove that you can survive.

- Oh, come on. Can't you at least survive longer than a millisecond? I'll take this death as a

big no can do.

- Congratulations! You have set an all-time new record for fastest death and most deaths.

For achieving this monumental feat, you will be rewarded with a title.

- Most people fear death. You, however, are dumb enough to embrace her like a long-lost

lover. This has unlocked the unique title Death's Bitch Boy.

- Seeing as I seriously doubt you will be able to break out of your cycle of death and

respawning any time soon, this will be the last time I communicate with you for a while.

Honestly, after the first two sentences of whatever the fucking green words are, I was at the

point of ignoring anything that was shown to me. It's not fun being stuck in a death cycle

where you can't do anything but keep dying. Then to top it, off you get to look at big green

words criticizing your every action. Let's just say I'm not very happy at the moment and

about the only good thing about this situation is the fact I'm dying so fast I feel no pain.

Other than having lots of time to think about things, I've been unable to do anything else.

I mean, who the fuck wants to look at a bunch of numbers while they are sitting around to

die? I can't even tell how long I've been stuck doing the same things over and over. If I had

to guess, I'm on death number 156, and that counter isn't going to stop going up any time

soon. The only thing I've managed to see is a ruined city. Granted that was only getting to

see small glances during the times in which I was alive. Oh look, I have respawned yet again. Maybe I'll actually get to do something before death takes me yet again. Hmm well, that is surprising. The sun isn't yellow anymore, it just so happens to be red