They have an army, we have a Notrem
"BUAHAHAHA! THIS IS HOW YOU EXPLOIT THE [SHOWER] SKILL NEURON!"
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"Don't go referencing other FanFics!" (Milia)
*Oh shit!*
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You have hit the Cyclops in the eye!
The Cyclops in temporarily blinded!
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The Imp has temporarily lost INT!
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The Cyclops has temporarily lost INT!
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You have hit the Cyclops in the eye!
The Cyclops in temporarily blinded!
Critical Hit!
Headshot!
The Imp has temporarily lost INT!
Critical Hit!
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The Cyclops has temporarily lost INT!
You have hit the Imp in the shoulder!
It has temporarily lost STR!
Critical Hit!
The Three-armed demon has been hit in the heart!
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Three-armed demon has temporarily lost INT!
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You have hit the Cyclops in the eye!
The Cyclops in temporarily blinded!
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The Cyclops has temporarily lost INT!
You have hit the Cyclops demon in the foot!
It has temporarily lost DEX!
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The Three-armed demon has been hit in the heart!
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You have hit the Cyclops in the eye!
The Cyclops in temporarily blinded!
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The Imp has temporarily lost INT!
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The Cyclops has temporarily lost INT!
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It has temporarily lost STR!
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The Three-armed demon has been hit in the heart!
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You have hit the Cyclops in the eye!
The Cyclops in temporarily blinded!
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The Cyclops has temporarily lost INT!
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You have hit the Cyclops in the eye!
The Cyclops in temporarily blinded!
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The Imp has temporarily lost INT!
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You have hit the Imp in the shoulder!
It has temporarily lost STR!
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The Three-armed demon has been hit in the heart!
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You have hit the Cyclops in the eye!
The Cyclops in temporarily blinded!
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The Cyclops has temporarily lost INT!
You have hit the Cyclops demon in the foot!
It has temporarily lost DEX!
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The Three-armed demon has been hit in the heart!
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You have hit the Cyclops in the eye!
The Cyclops in temporarily blinded!
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The Imp has temporarily lost INT!
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It has temporarily lost STR!
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The Three-armed demon has been hit in the heart!
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You have hit the Cyclops in the eye!
The Cyclops in temporarily blinded!
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You have gained a new title!
"Wall of Text"!
You have generated enough Pop-Up Text-Boxes to fill your entire field of vision!
You now have the ability to turn off Pop-Up Text-Boxes!
Your attacks deal 1% more damage for every Text-Box generated.
This effect will end if a new Text-Box isn't generated within 5 second.
This effect will take place even if the Text-Boxes are turned off.
NPCs may now refer to you as "Notrem of the Wall of Text" or "Wall of Text Notrem"!
Fame +100!
"DISABLE POP-UPS NAOW!!!"
Pop-ups have been disabled!
You may re-enable them at any time.
Please visit your control panel for more options.
After some twiddling, I managed to set the system to disable Pop-ups if it exceeds 10 Pop-ups at a go.
*Should have saw that coming...*
This situation is extremely similar to the situation back when I was fighting in the bandit camp, with me raining arrows down on a large number of enemies.
Due to the high angle, I'm much more likely to hit the enemies heads!
Even if I don't, there are plenty of places that the bolts could stick into that would weaken the enemy!
Furthermore, after the Harpy battle, my [Shower] skill has reached beginner level 8, and is approaching level 9! That means I'm firing 900 bolts in one shot!
Granted each bolt only does a few points of damage, and reloading takes 9 seconds. But even so, it still has the power to change the tide of battle!
"[Shower]!"
I fired my weapon a second time after I finished reloading it, and the following picture more or less describes everyone's reaction.
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"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS STONING FOR!" Milia yelled, "THE ENEMY IS AT OUR DOORSTEP! SHOOT THEM FOR GOD'S SAKE!"
And with that, showtime was over.
*Her [Leadership] is on a whole 'nother level compared to Kenobi,* I thought to myself, *Scratch that,she doesn't even have the [Leadership] skill, she's just shouting!*
In the face of my salvo, the demons appeared to become confused. Some of the demons slowed down (or stopped entirely) and raised their hands in an effort to protect themselves, while others decided that the best way to go was to keep on running. Obviously, those who tried to keep running were hampered those who tried to protect themselves.
Overall, this caused the army to slow back to a marching pace.
While they were confused, we (of course) kept firing. Why wouldn't we? The enemies were sitting ducks!
Arrows pierced enemies. Fires burned them to a crisp. Flying debris crushed them.
The support troops who were supposed to focus on buffing us even started to cast debuffs on the enemy. Amplifying the damage they take, and making move even slower, as well as other odd curses.
It was by the time I fired my tenth volley, that they suddenly reached a consensus. The Cyclopes started doing something very unexpected. They reached down to grab the nearest imp they could find...
And started hurling them specifically at me!
Or at least in my general direction.
"Holy Mother Shucker!"
At this time, my weapon hadn't finished reloading yet, and it could be said that I was totally defenseless.
*Will it continue reloading if I switch weapons/quiver?* I thought to myself, *Ah fuck it, better alive than dead.*
Quickly flicking through my inventory, I scrambled to equip my Sword-Bow in time.
*Splay Mark's ability is pretty useful in situations like this I guess.*
I actually didn't make it in time and I had to doge (DODGE!) several imps before I managed to pull it out.
And in case anyone is wondering, most of the imps that missed me ended up falling into town.
Recalling the move I invented not too long ago, I pulled my bowstring and moved towards the nearest incoming imp.
"ZANTETSUKEN!"
"WHO THE FUCK IS PLAGIARISING NOW!!"
With one mighty kick (apparently not caring about the state of her underwear), Milia intercepted the imp in mid-air, and drove it straight into my face.
"It's just a placeholder name..." I said as I peeled the imp off my face. It was, miraculously, alive, but a quick knock killed it, "And when did you have the chance to change your underwear?"
"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!"
"SISTERS! LORD NOTREM HAS INVENTED A SWORD-BOW ATTACK!" YELLED A RANDOM SWORD-BOW SISTER (YES, EVEN THIS TEXT IS IN CAPS), "EVERYONE TRY IT OUT!"
""""ZANTETSUKEN!""""
Those using my Scimitar model instead of the newer broadsword model immediately tried out the move.
"Oh... Well, I guess it's an official name now."
More importantly, the Cyclopes have practically turned themselves into living artillery firing living ammo. This is a serious problem!
The reason we didn't place any defences on top is because we thought the enemy didn't have any ranged capabilities. The plan was to siphon melee and tank units over only when they started to reach the top of the wall.
While dodging and striking at imps, I reported the current situation to Rui.
[Rui] :Keep calm! We're sending reinforcements to deal with the imps that made it past the wall. People using the Sunblock weapon, prioritize the incoming horde. Mages, intercept the imps if possible. Everyone else, protect the Sunblock users and focus on the Cyclopes that are throwing imps.:
And just like that a strategy was formed to counter the sudden appearance of enemy ranged forces.
The mages casted wide area spells to intercept the imps, and those that made it past were shot down by the volleys of arrows/bolts that were targeting the Cyclopes.
The Sisters closest to Milia and I stepped in front of us (while being careful to stay clear of our weapons), ready to protect us.
Meanwhile, Milia, I, and the other Sunblock users fired salvo after salvo at the horde of warriors and Cyclopes (that were not hurling imps, and were instead slowly making their way to us).
The warriors kept their knives in front of them in attempt to protect themselves, but the constant rain of arrows and spells proved impossible to defend against.
Warriors, Cyclopes and imps alike were blasted with spells as they continued to push forwards.
Some time later, Rui sent us a new command.
[Rui] :Notrem,: Rui went on to list several other players, :Return to HQ for now. Replenish your mana and restock your ammo. I'll need you guys to escort the resupply team, just in case there are still imps hiding around.:
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In the end, the route to and from HQ was clear, and the resupply team made it through without any interference.
When I made it back up onto the wall, I realized that the warriors have already reached us, and were slowly scaling the wall.
On the other hand, the Cyclopes have given up their fruitless imp tossing exercise, and joined the rest of the Cyclopes who were still on their way to us.
The players were now split into two groups; one that was shooting straight down at the warriors already climbing up the wall, and another that was firing further into the enemy lines.
[Rui] :Release the Greek Fire!:
At that command, the cauldrons spaced along the wall released their contents and poured the oily substance down the walls. A quick spark ignited the alchemists' secret weapon, causing the entire wall to be covered in flames.
The warriors still clinging onto the walls were incinerated almost instantly, while most of those who were quick enough to let go either plummeted to their deaths or rolled on the ground in agony as they attempted to put out the flames that clung to them. This had the added side-effect of setting others on fire who came into contact with them.
This confused the army. Now no longer able to advance forward, they stood in place as though waiting for their doom.
And of course, we weren't going to let this opportunity go to waste. Arrows, fireballs, lightning bolts, debris, and other miscellaneous attacks rained death onto them.
The demons didn't know it, but the Greek Fire we were using was produced by relatively low level alchemists, and wouldn't last very long. We had a few batches of them, and at most we can only keep the fire going for a couple of hours.
It was only five minutes in when the army started moving again.
"Shit!" I cursed.
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"Shit!" Rui cursed, as she slammed her fist on the desk, "The entire army is veering to the west!"
"Can't we pull some troops in from the eastern side?" suggested Voltanis.
"That's not the only problem!" Rui explained, "There's a strong wind blowing eastwards!"
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"And since the Sunblock is a high angle weapon, it's practically unusable now! Damnit!"
"So much for your trump card..." (Milia)
"No, if I head down to the western barricades, I can still fire the weapon safely!" I suddenly realized, "I'm calling Rui!"
[Notrem] :Rui!:
[Rui] :Notrem! I was just about to call you!: Rui whispered back :I hope you have a solution to this.:
I quickly outlined my suggestion to Rui, who immediately sent out an order.
[Rui] :All players using the Sunblock weapon, make your way to the western barricades! Grab some food from the supply station to replenish your stamina.:
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Meanwhile, on the eastern barricades:
Random player A: "Oh great, now they're going west! At this rate we'll never get to see any action!"
Random player B: "That's a good thing. We don't die,and we still get contribution points just for participating!"
Random player A: "So we just stand here?! No! I say we charge the enemy!"
Random player C: "We'll be killed! We need to stick to the strategy!"
Not-so random-old-man: "Real Swordsmen have only one strategy! And that is to kill the enemy!"
"""*Groooaaan*!"""
Random player C: "So what? You plan to just charge right in?"
Not-so random-old-man: "YAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!!!!"
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Random player B: "... He just charged right in..."
Itt?-ry?! Kamaitachi!
"???! ??!"
One-Sword Technique! Sickle Weasel!
(yes... "Sickle Weasel" sounds funny, but it's the best description of the youkai that I can think of)
The "??" (Kamaitachi), is a set of techniques designed for combat against large groups of enemies that is so complex that it can be considered an entire martial art on its own. It combines offense and defense by creating a continuously whirling motion with the sword and the user while constantly moving at a high speed, making it difficult for enemies to approach while at the same time allowing the user to attack in all directions at once. Additionally, the user can switch from a clockwise motion to an anti-clockwise one and vice versa almost instantly.
If you're wondering why the user doesn't get dizzy while using it, it is because it incorporates the head turning technique from ballet and ice skating.
The following lyrics from a fairly popular song from the early 21st century would best describe the current scenario:
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The not-so-random-old-man (if you haven't figured out who he is... you need to re-read this fanfic) wrecked havoc the moment he entered enemy lines, slicing his way into the army and then out again, only to repeat this action over and over again.
Unwilling to lose to a lone swordsman, the rest of the players on the eastern barricades charged forwards as well.
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Meanwhile, on the western barricades:
[Voltanis] :[Blóðughófi]!:
Voltanis's voice rang through the system as he cast his summoning spell, calling forth the "Bloody Hoof", [Blóðughófi].
As a horse that is invulnerable to fire (and also grants his rider that invulnerability), he is the perfect mount for this character that probably won't ever appear again after this arc.
"OUT OF THE WAY! FIRE MAGE COMING THROUGH!!!" yelled the fire mage as he rode atop the magnificent steed with all the grace and dignity of a pig sitting on top of the Frozen Throne.
He left a blaze in his wake as his magic lit the ground beneath him. Blóðughófi carried him across the land, creating a wall of fire that halted the westward progress of the army.
In this manner, the enemy was caught in a trap, being assault on three sides. The Greek Fire on the walls, a fire wall on the west, and a group led by a crazy old man on the east.
Even so, the army fought on valiantly. What they lacked in quality they made up for in quantity.
At this point, any factor could tip the delicate balance of this battlefield.
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Author's notes:
HELLO AGAIN!
It's been a long time since my last release, and I apologize for that...
At any rate, the chapter finally out!
This is my fight time trying to write a siege (it's my first time writing a fanfic for that matter, so everything is a first for me here :p) And I have trouble fleshing out the story.
If you have any tips on this, please feel free to write it down.
And of course, any and all comments/criticisms are welcome.
Happy belated Good Friday.