My Scholarly Friend,

I apologize for the late response, I was hospitalized for awhile on account of those raspberries mentioned previously. I was sadly unable to send word of the cancellation of my trip. I suspect a bouquet of flowers would be very much appreciated. I recommend irises, as those are her favorites. This growing fear of “losing progress” is concerning me. What causes all the risk? I’m aware you have offered to show me in person on many occasions but other than that, I have not heard any details. Why can’t you inform me about this “great innovation” without me having to watch it in action?

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-With Worry, Aevum