Damien,

I appreciate your opinion on the matter, but consider responding sooner when giving a warning. Now the first two were, as your discerned, mild ruses I thought would be funny. The last one was in fact true. It turns out, they are raspberries. I assumed matters of the heart would be easy to fathom for an erudite person like yourself. Maybe, if less time was spent locked in your basement, gifts could become a trivial matter one more. To your last point, yes, I have quite a few wonderful ideas you might consider. I was hoping to visit later on in the month, maybe we could plan then?

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Living, Aevum