Those people are wrong.

This great witch has been rocking the same style of outfit for close to six hundred years and it's been a blast.

Not literally. Nobody wears blasts.

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Anyway, I'm telling you this because I visited the-

Warning, the Great Witch commonly known as Truthful Witch has now been captured and is in the process of being lathered up in chocolate.

I apologise for the sudden interruption and potential end of this blog.

Great Witch Acěnath (אָסְנַת) (Adara).